Sitemap - 2023 - Moly’s Substack
12/29/23 - Everyone says they hate it. But nobody ever comes back.
12/29/23 - Supermarket Shenanigans Edition!
12/26/23 - I try to never be nice to people.
12/25/23 - Merry Christmas, everyone!
12/23/23 - 300K yen a month (about 15K RMB) is honestly pretty lower class in Japan.
12/21/23 - Even Japanese musicians vacationing in America get attacked.
12/21/23 - My friend had pretty severe injuries. His entire calf was bruised.
12/19/23 - We need to be able to sentence people to drawing and quartering.
12/18/23 - Chinese women have the most rights in the world.
12/17/23 - I’ve never seen any woman include “childfree” in her dating profile.
12/16/23 - But what if our economic got better?
12/15/23 - Christianity in China Edition!
12/14/23 - I looked and saw it was a romance manga! I was terrified.
12/12/23 - If you’re a trust fund brat and you learn accounting, you can control the GDP.
12/10/23 - As for smaller cities below that, it’s all up to how good the local statistics bureau is.
12/10/23 - If you don’t go to school, wouldn’t you feel guilty inside?
12/08/23 - People who knocked down our gates, how are you going to pay back this debt of blood?
12/07/23 - Submit your FAQ Question here!
12/06/23 - A lot of hotels don’t accept international guests.
12/05/23 - I remember there’s a really great analogy in eugenics.
12/04/23 - They’re engineering a smoggy atmosphere, to reflect their own dark and shady heart.
12/02/23 - They gave you all the Type A blood in all of Ngari.
11/30/23 - Australia’s big and full of resources. We could consider taking them over too.
11/29/23 - So all the fans of China are reasonable, grounded, persuasive people.
11/27/23 - My auntie gave my uncle a vasectomy.
11/24/23 - The human body only produces blood during certain hours.
11/23/23 - The interrogation rooms aren’t in the actual police station here.
11/21/23 - Knowledge just kicked down my door, threw in a flash bang, and dashed inside.
11/20/23 - This isn’t pickles. This is hydroponic farming.
11/20/23 - He’s got 6 million in savings, but you can’t buy anything with that.
11/18/23 - Even for a fight between two villages, they’d bring out the artillery.
11/15/23 - Only Americans with their natural servility could stand this sort of thing.
11/13/23 - School Dropouts Edition!
11/11/23 - A communal delivery room.
11/10/23 - Covid Conspiracy Edition!
11/09/23 - My own failure is depressing, sure, but I’m even more upset about my mother’s success.
11/08/23 - No one is happy. Nobody knows what happiness feels like.
11/07/23 - Chinese people can eat super simply by cooking some dumplings or wontons.
11/06/23 - The girl could only use her laptop to defend herself.
11/05/23 - Crazy Horse Edition
11/02/23 - Now, I just buy tea leaves by the pound on the street.
10/30/23 - Even my love for myself comes and goes, not to mention other people.
10/29/23 - They can’t make it illegal, because we don’t have that many spots in prison.
10/28/23 - If she really was loved, she wouldn’t have a younger brother.
10/27/23 - Hobos really should be treated like stray dogs. We should kill them all.
10/26/23 - I still remember that lady shivering in the wind as she hugged herself
10/25/23 - I’m happy all the time, like when your dad isn’t home.
What Is Up With China's Real Estate Market?
10/23/23 - In total, they embezzled over 350 million RMB from the bank.
10/20/23 - The more it’s not worth the price, the more impressive it’ll be.
10/20/23 - Medical Corruption Edition!
10/17/23 - I accept my parent’s mediocrity, but they won’t accept mine.
10/16/23 - It would be so much more believable if it was a granddaughter instead.
10/15/23 - I think it’s most girl’s dreams to become the girl in this scenario.
10/13/23 - I was the most surprised by my niece. I didn’t think that I would’ve terrified her too.
10/12/23 - They all pretended to not know. I didn’t know why, and didn’t ask too much.
10/11/23 - Girls don’t have homes once they grow up.
10/10/23 - Luo Changfu demanded that Mei make up for this financial loss
10/09/23 - Most 90’s kids didn’t have computers in 2001, right?
10/08/23 - They’re way better at controlling public discourse overseas.
10/07/23 - I hope the Middle East can unite together to help Israel and Palestine negotiate.
10/06/23 - The villagers “scavenged” a missile off of a train about thirty years back.
10/05/23 - We’re all rotting together.
10/05/23 - Kids these days don’t listen to rock anymore.
10/03/23 - It’s illegal for programmers to use github.
10/01/23 - British people are so fragile.
09/30/23 - You don’t even wash the beef off when you take it out of the oven??
09/29/23 - I was scared my mom would find out, so I ate all the mercury that spilled out.
09/28/23 - If he’s a 996 salaryman and has a love life, wouldn’t he die of a heart attack?
09/27/23 - Women from South-East Asia never complain about this shit.
09/26/23 - I touched the office plant for a second, and got 4 points deducted.
09/25/23 - Well, all that money you spent on him was wasted then.
Movie Recommendation: Legend of the White Snake
09/23/23 - We’re a socialist country. All resources are publicly owned.
09/22/23 - Who doesn’t like young hotties?
09/21/23 - Why do they only beat him and not any of the other kids?
09/18/23 - How am I supposed to know how to have kids if I don’t read porn
09/17/23 - Do you want the teacher to get to know your kid and get used to him?
09/16/23 - I’ve never seen thin girls with dark yellow-toned skin have good lives.
09/15/23 - So Chinese people really do know kung fu!
09/14/23 - If you want to leave and work somewhere else, then your wife has to quit too.
09/13/23 - All those experts were paid off by westerners, so they can sell more chicken essence.
09/12/23 - What the hell happened in 1961?
09/11/23 - Free America, shootings everyday.
09/10/23 - Everyone who wants to make it in Europe or America has to join the Illuminati
09/09/23 - Even a proper dog meal of four dishes and one soup is better than white people food.
09/07/23 - He asked, “What’s our son’s name again?”
09/06/23 - Kuaishou is filled with women showing off their armpits.
09/05/23 - You can’t get an house in a good school district for just 5 million.
09/04/23 - Japan created the technology for recycling gutter oil.
09/03/23 - A large amount of old people are borderline retarded by the time they’re 55, 65.
09/02/23 - if we’re absolute best friends, if I was Emperor, I would make him my Head Eunuch.
08/31/23 - FAQ Questions time!
08/30/23 - Do you really count as middle class if you only make 10K a month?
08/29/23 - Everyone in America’s being kept in the dark about this!
08/27/23 - A middle school in Henan, where 116 people are living in the same dorm room.
08/26/23 - That's the only reason I can think for a child that small to be infected with STDs.
08/25/23 - Ancient Chinese Agricultural Technology Edition!
08/23/23 - Yes, uncles never date. Uncles just fish.
08/22/23 - These sticks are being inserted like Jia Baoyu’s first time with Xi Ren.
08/21/23 - I don’t know what I did wrong in my past life to get reincarnated here
Chinese History for White People--The PRC
08/20/23 - She wasn’t ruined by outsiders. She was ruined by her own people.
08/19/23 - The shitbags are dropping new biological weapons again.
08/18/23 - If those looks qualify, could some sugar mommy consider my husband?
08/17/23 - Over 70% of doctors say that their pre-tax income is under 100K.
08/15/23 - My Queen, my team has a little bit of experience dealing with monsters.
Chinese History for White People - The CCP
08/15/23 - Other images they have claimed the copyright on includes the Chinese national flag.
08/14/23 - Unemployment rates among young people is going to stop being published as a statistic.
Chinese History for White People - Republic of China
08/13/23 - Trigger Warning: rapey.
08/12/23 - Koreans really do have americano in their veins instead of blood.
08/12/23 - And at 50 years old, women need to buy men with money. That’s how society works.
Chinese History for White People - Qing Dynasty
08/09/23 - You need at least two washing machines so you can wash underwear separately.
Chinese History for White People - Ming Dynasty
08/07/23 - Rural Women Edition!
Chinese History for White People - Yuan Dynasty
08/06/23 - We usually get paid 2 RMB for every 10,000 bags.
08/05/23 - You should both get a divorce, and you can marry your BIL’s wife.
Chinese History for White People - Five Dynasties and Song Dynasty
08/03/23 - You give him a yes or no question, and he’ll probably pick or.
Chinese History for White People - Tang Dynasty
07/31/23 - Submit your Q&A Questions!
Chinese History for White People - Sui Dynasty
07/30/23 - She’s got potential to be a news reporter when she grows up.
07/29/23 - Men have put on their invisibility cloaks again.
Chinese History for White People - Northern and Southern Dynasties
07/28/23 - Every child who studies overseas is forced to become a New East Academy graduate.
07/27/23 - What poison could possibly be more venomous than my mouth?
Chinese History for White People - Three Kingdoms
07/25/23 - They’re both my girlfriends. I’ll marry the one whose kid is mine.
Chinese History for White People - Han Dynasty
07/24/23 - Chinese Medicine Edition!
07/23/23 - I don’t even understand how you can wrack up 40 RMB a month in water?
Chinese History for White People - Warring States and Qin Dynasty
07/22/23 - Dress like an American slut. That’ll scare off dates more.
06/21/23 - Some say that cleanly washed mango seeds are very soft and very relaxing to stroke.
Chinese History for White People - Xia, Shang, and Zhou Dynasty
07/19/23 - Why would anyone think it’s not a great idea to have kids young?
07/18/23 - It is highly likely the object is the lens from a duck eyeball.
07/17/23 - My baby, for example, drinks 4200 RMB in formula every month.
07/16/23 - It’s because getting sick is a mistake.
Western Colonialism and Its Consequences for China
07/14/23 - She’s never slept in the same bed as her husband.
07/12/23 - Doctors call this sort of person a “high risk husband.”
07/11/23 - Who would want to be cannon fodder for NATO?
07/10/23 - They've got my daughter's husband's surname. They're not family.
07/09/23 - I’ve never gotten a birthday present from my parents in my life.
07/08/23 - Illegal Bridge-Building Edition!
07/07/24 - Modern Chinese Diplomacy
07/06/23 - A litre of rice is a gift, ten litres of rice is an insult.
07/05/23 - Wait until you can support yourself before you ask for divorce.
07/04/24 - How can anyone stand having the AC on 24/7?
07/03/23 - If you had 500 million RMB, I still won’t think you're as good as my son.
07/02/23 - FAQ Answered! Plus Food Recommendations!
07/01/23 - Physical activity will reduce mental activity.
06/30/21 - Monthly FAQ! Submit your questions!
06/29/23 - I guess you’re not allowed to try on white clothes in Korea?
06/28/23 - Now some moms just want to be dads, is all.
06/27/23 - Her dad is a great guy. He never beats her mom.
06/25/23 - Who’s ever actually seen a tuberculosis patient?
06/24/23 - 4000 metres is like 40 kilometres, isn’t it?
06/23/23 - China is the cheapest country to have kids in, in the whole world.
06/21/23 - Sugar is sweet. Sweet things belong to the Earth element.
06/20/23 - But he got into the relationship consensually though.
06/19/23 - Watermelon is red and bright. You can’t eat it at night.
06/18/23 - College Application Time Special!
06/17/23 - I’m not surprised at all that America would design genetic weapons against China.
06/16/23 - My life is in its final countdown.
Culture and Law: How Han Succeeded Where Rome Fell.
06/13/23 - Hold on, the phone case was 2.90. You still owe me a buck.
06/12/23 - If you don’t breastfeed, how’s that different from just slowly killing your baby?
06/11/23 - She’s more educated than us. If she makes a mistake, she should get a second chance.
06/10/23 - Children need to look like children, and adults need to look like adults.
06/09/23 - Liking yaoi is, like, the height of dick worship.
06/08/23 - This is a designated washing trough.
06/07/23 - I hope he’s not carrying AIDS.
Chinese TV Show Recommendations!
06/06/23 - It’s got to do with how every single mermaid in that movie is ugly.
06/05/23 - This is what happens to mermaids when we pollute the ocean.
06/04/23 - Where did all her education go? How pitiful and despicable.
06/01/23 - Chinese FAQ, submit your questions!
05/31/23 - I think I can handle a mere five.
05/29/23 - A couple of villages in Minnan will even feed newborns live earthworms.
05/28/23 - 30 years later, total Chinese population will fall to just 570 million.
05/27/23 - You could've gotten an abortion at 8 months along.
05/26/23 - Paediatricians often think growth hormones are great, because you can get taller.
05/25/23 - I feel like over 50% of people probably want to go back to lockdowns.
05/24/23 - What's the point of a marriage like this? Just stay single.
05/23/23 - You're still going to have to hang your clothes up to dry.
05/22/23 - A postpartum mother getting carried up five flights of stairs by four men.
05/20/23 - So I had to have a c-section with no anaesthesia at all.
05/19/23 - Every time I donate blood, I feel weak and sickly for half a month.
05/18/23 - Now I can work while taking care of my baby!
05/17/23 - If you relax now, you'll grow up to be useless.
05/15/23 - I never thought she was serious about stealing people's luck.
05/14/23 - That is a nice pot. Bet you could make a lot of ribs in it.
05/13/23 - That's not fat. That's a hamplanet.
05/12/23 - This is why there's so much autism in the west.
05/11/23 - Normal, upstanding people don't go to these places.
05/10/23 - Hopefully, he'll die in-utero and not give you a choice.
05/09/23 - Maintain a happy mood. It helps avoid liver damage.
05/08/23 - Her dad sent her 200 RMB to comfort her.
05/07/23 - Concubines: The Key to Dynastic China's Success
05/06/23 - They were worried that if charges were pressed, they wouldn't get any money out of it.
05/04/23 - When my dad heard I hadn't scrubbed the toilet, he started lecturing me.
05/03/23 - Fairness in the national exams is an ideal that only exists in first line cities.
05/02/23 - The teachers won't let him poop at school.
04/30/23 - Chinese FAQ! Submit your questions!
04/29/23 - If she's gonna die, she'd better not fucking die around here.
04/28/23 - We would be insane to put on the AC.
04/27/23 - He had gotten an injection in his spine of weird purple fluid.
04/26/23 - In the month of March, she worked 323 hours.
04/24/23 - It's pretty fucking rude of you to ask for peaches and grapes.
04/23/23 - Some even cry for several days in a row. To the point of having a seizure.
04/22/23 - Parents will give kids drugs that keep them from growing.
04/20/23 - Just apply some complex fertiliser overnight. It'll get better in seven days.
04/19/23 - If my mom could've brainwashed me to be thin from childhood, I'd be a lot happier now.
04/18/23 - Why the hell is a blind person allowed to take a kid outside all by their own?
04/17/23 - Breastfeeding isn't something humans were ever meant to do.
04/16/23 - All humans have a tiny QR code on their left arms.
04/14/23 - Each one of those children is the proof of the love between her and her husband.
Feminism and the Position of Women in China
04/13/23 - I hope she never has any sons!
04/12/23 - Each meal only costs one RMB.
04/10/23 - I'm 25 years old now. He'll always be 11.
04/09/23 - You'll probably look best around 39 kilos.
04/08/23 - China FAQ tomorrow--go ahead and submit your questions!
04/06/23 - If I could, I wish I'd never had kids.
04/05/23 - Who knows how many despairing eyes are buried in every mountain?
04/04/23 - It's going to naturally fall on the weakest person--the child.
04/03/23 - No one dares to risk helping.
04/02/23 - All you lose was just a dress.
04/01/23 - She'd eaten nothing but millet porridge for two days.
3/31/23 - They have, like, thousands of cows.
3/30/23 - Do they not know how many germs are on hands?
3/29/23 - Working hard all these years was also contributing to the family.
3/28/23 - The will is legally effective, but nonetheless, Wen still cannot inherit.
3/27/23 - She wasn't old enough to be charged or tried.
3/26/23 - Only maths is slightly reasonable.
3/25/23 - The owner fluffed up every flower by mouth.
3/24/23 - I feel like that's not a bad marriage to have.
3/23/23 - Just let her go quickly and painlessly.
3/22/23 - If you want to be freed of your shackles, there are moments you cannot back down.
3/21/23 - Do you support criminalising domestic violence?
3/20/23 - You're gonna eat strawberries every day?
3/19/23 - He should pay the car owner emotional damages.
3/18/23 - He said that I could join them.
3/17/23 - Why would anyone get married when they make 12K a month?
5/16/23 - Every procedure done at a hospital should already be covered by insurance.
3/15/23 - She cried god knows how many times looking at the empty construction site.
3/14/23 - Being able to film whatever they want is an advantage in and of itself.
3/13/23 - Without me, she would have way more options in life.
5/12/23 - You need to fix teeth problems as early as possible.
3/10/23 - She's only causing working women to face more bias.
3/9/23 - The shorter the report, the bigger the news.
3/8/23 - The internet is in uproar because she misprounounced a word.
3/7/23 - Women who marry black people should have their Chinese citizenship revoked.
3/6/23 - It must be so nice to be patiently loved.
3/5/23 - I thought she wanted to keep studying.
3/4/23 - We even opened a can of mussels.
3/3/23 - There has been a steep drop off in writing quality between the 30s-40s and the 80s-90s.
3/2/23 - At her height, she really needs to be 38kg to look good.
3/1/23 - His mother would rather die than put up with him.
2/28/23 - I'd rather you ruin yourself than ruin your kids.
2/27/23 - The wife is always an outsider.
2/26/23 - A good employee should be like chatGPT
2/25/23 - Don't make fun of China or Chinese-style parenting based off of limited stereotypes.
2/24/23 - You can't even find most of this stuff by Googling
2/23/23 - COGNITOHAZARD WARNING
2/22/23 - Women shouldn't talk about having careers.
2/21/23 - It'll only encourage people to throw themselves at trucks for money.
2/20/23 - There's no way AI can replace human artists.
2/19/23 - Smart women would sell themselves quickly
2/18/23 - A certain amount of beatings is necessary.
2/17/23 - Women can’t give birth on their own.