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01/12/24 - Los Angeles Wild Fire Edition!
[Purely coincidentally, all the posts that came up today are about the wild fires.]
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01/11/25 - It was over 20 million. If they’d invested it in China, they’d have been fine.
#So far Huang Zitao has lost over a million fans.
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01/10/25 - Super mean-looking middle-aged man never order yam boba milk tea.
“How come delivery drivers know I’m a girl??
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01/09/25 - I stayed up all night and ate nonstop until 2AM until I stuffed myself so full that I threw up.
“My workplace gave us two big crates of apples, but I’m the only one in my family who likes them.
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01/07/25 - Why would you tell other people your family member has cancer when you’re not even telling it to themselves?
A compilation of why you shouldn’t tell your family they have cancer:
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01/06/25 - His Alipay account got banned and it took him over 10 years to get it unbanned.
“What’s the darkest, most slimy thing you’ve done?
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01/05/25 - Western medicine only says the heart pumps blood, but Traditional Chinese Medicine knows that the heart contains a God.
“Please repost! #Missing actor “Stars”’s girlfriend makes another post in response.
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01/04/24 - Ridiculous School Rules Edition!
A compilation of the reasons people have been suspended from school:
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01/03/25 - I asked them for a needle to change my SIM card, and she charged me 10 RMB to use it.
“People from Jiyang who frequent the train station, don’t go to this supermarket!
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01/02/25 - He’s mixing with the public. He’s even serving the people.
A discussion on how to get your boyfriend/husband to run errands for you:
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01/01/24 - Q&A Time!
[One day late, because I was way too drunk to try to do this last night.
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12/31/24 - If you went to a lesser than 211 university, you should just say you went to a vocational school.
[Happy New Years, everyone!]
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