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09/26/25 - But there aren’t any sitting toilets in men’s bathrooms in most schools.
“I don’t understand why boy’s pants these days don’t leave a pee hole anymore.
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09/25/25 - Front desk will receive further additional training to quickly and efficiently identify homosexuals.
“Notice:
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09/24/25 - Allegedly in order to mass-produce drugs.
“There’s something even more wild—farmers cooking 1.6 tons of drugs.
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09/23/25 - Eating moon cake every day is a lot scarier than getting eaten by a zombie.
A compilation of people showing off their incredibly shabby bedrooms:
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09/22/25 - Every since the Mahjong parlour started arranging shuttles to transport people, my mom is there for every game.
#Cui Lili wears the clothes she was sexually assaulted in to court.
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09/21/25 - You can’t have more money than you can spend or you’ll get depressed.
“Help!
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09/19/25 - Double plane hearts, five plane rolls, seven plane flowers...
#Wuhan University withdraws Xiao’s Citation.
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09/18/25 - I’m honestly at the age where I’m too exhausted to play with my phone, too tired to even lie down.
Xiaomi CEO posts: “Tonight, at 7PM, I’m going to livestream to respond to some of the most popular questions surrounding Xiaomi 17, such as, “Why Xiaomi…
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09/17/25 - There’s too many people in China with cancer. It means we’ve got a food safety crisis.
#Hangzhou locks down owner of hydrofluoric acid.
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09/16/25 - A lot of their ingredients have been frozen for two years!
A compilation of people’s predictions for what’s the most common outfits this fall season:
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09/15/25 - Her mother went on a walk at 9AM and accidentally stepped into a puddle of hydrofluoric acid.
“It’s ridiculous. My mom suddenly secretively asked me, “I hear you have several hundred thousand in savings?”
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09/14/25 -
The son of the Deputy Director of the CIA just died on the Ukrainian battlefield.
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