06/03/23 - Bottom Lives Matter. We need to be against being forced into traditional domestic roles too!
CCTV is hosting a livestream of Shenzhou 15 returning, carrying the astronauts Fei Junlong, Deng Qingming, and Zhang Lu.
Below this is a collection of memes and funny images:
“The video you posted at 11pm on the 10th of May was too slutty. It made me get hard at work. If you do this again, I’ll stop following you. Sorry.”
“Stupid bitch, you’re not dead yet? Useless trash, being a stupid troll on the internet all day long, I hope you die soon. Stop barking on the internet, fuck your mom.”
“My friend got a bouquet of roses and showed off to everyone all day. Lol, it’s just roses. I can prolapse my anus.”
“I’m 21, 174cm, 60kg, 0 (a term for bottoms in gay relationships), looking for a sincere husband who’s good at taking care of people. I’m great at cooking, can capture your stomach no problem, and I’m a very caring and motherly bottom. I’ll make tea for you and chat with you after work, and make your favourite medicinal soups on the weekends, and bird’s nest fruit cups to improve your health. On cold winter days, I’ll prepare you herbal semen foot baths and massage your feet. I’ll wash your socks and underwear and take care of you.”
A photo of a man looking at what I believe is a man being sent a dickpic during a company meeting.
Contextless image:
A water company in Sichuan put out a PSA on saving water, sharing 12 tips for how to conserve water. One of the items, that “frequent showering is not beneficial to skin health, and it is best to only shower 2-4 times a month” has caused controversy. The company claims that it is only trying to help with water conservation. (pic unrelated)
“Cute”
“Haha, 3q” (onomatopoeia for Thank You, with three being pronounced as “San”)
“Who else?” (3p is the internet term for a threesome, and he misread)
“?”
“You there?”
“Why?”
“Wanna do some SM?”
“Nah. I’m a homophobe.”
“Um. I’m not gay. I just like to be a slave.”
A classified aid, saying, “Need a slave to give me massages and foot rubs at night. Address: Chengdu, Jingjiang district, Huayu Plaza.”
Comments: “I can’t imagine how bad you’d stink only showering 2-4 times a month.”
“God, I used to live at Huayu Plaza O.O”
“Bottom Lives Matter. We need to be against being forced into traditional domestic roles too!”
Yeshu (a company that produces and sells coconut milk) is livestreaming and selling various products, but they don’t sell their own coconut milk. Comments discuss why. “Apparently, Yeshu Company said that if they sold coconut milk directly, their retailers wouldn’t get anymore sales. They’re only livestreaming to get their fame up, so they can reach more retailers.”
“Oh, so Yeshu’s CEO is actually a pretty cool dude.”
“This is what a good boss and a good company looks like. Some companies will sell their stuff at bottom pricing and not even give their clients’ business a way to survive.”
“This is so true. We have to make huge orders to get the wholesale price, and it comes with all sorts of requirements. And then they turn around and sell it to customers at wholesale price plus shipping. What the fuck is the point then?”
“I think a part of it is that it’s kinda hard to ship drinks.”
“Yeshu is really a traditional company. Everyone is on all kinds of platforms now, using livestreams to sell their products, and it makes manufacturers and retailer’s lives hard. It’s really extraordinary for Yeshu to choose this route.”
“This is a major brand. They’re got a very sophisticated retailer network already. It’s not like they’re having trouble moving product. The only reason they’re livestreaming is to generate some memes, and make sure people don’t forget about them.”
”They’re the only company that makes coconut milk at all, so there’s really no point in hurting their own profits by livestreaming.”
At the same time, the hashtag #do you think the Yeshu livestream is toeing the line? (that is, too sexy, too close to pornographic) A blogger writes, “He’s got a straightforward, innocent gaze, and is openly displaying the product of his workouts. How is this toeing the line? There are tons of videos on tiktok that are toeing the line, that are one step away from just doing it on screen, and nobody tries to ban those. If you don’t like it, you can just watch the news. That’s super clean and proper for you. I just watch these livestreams for the lulz.”
Comments object, “Dude, look at what they’re doing. How is this not toeing the line?”
A blogger reposts what they call a “psycho” on instagram, and a compilation of his comment section. The original post reads, “Just to explain, I have a great relationship with my girlfriend. I’m not stingy or anything. I pay for all our dates. I’ve never asked her to split the bill. I bought a house last year, and the down payment of 250K wiped me out. I honestly don’t have anything left over for the bride price anymore. Do you seriously require every twenty-something man to have a house, a car, and a healthy savings account? That’s so naive.”
In his own comment section, he continues to say, “I said I pay for all our dates, I never ask her to split the cheque, and I always buy her gifts over 100 RMB for holidays. But people are accusing me of being stingy and cheap just because I don’t have enough for a bride price? That’s so ignorant. Are all women like this nowadays?”
People reply to him, “Really? My boyfriend’s still in uni, and he can afford to buy me gifts over 100 RMB. Which man looking to get married doesn’t buy a house and a car? What, am I just marrying you to be your free maid?”
OP responds, “Then I just gotta say that your boyfriend isn’t dating you for the purpose of marriage, or else he’d be saving up his money.”
Someone else asks, “Did you buy the house for her?”
OP responds, “Why would I buy a house if not for her?”
And the commenter replies underneath, “So if you’re single, you’d just be homeless?”
OP also writes, “The final negotiation was 128K for the bride price, and she’ll bring a car as a dowry (probably something Chinese-made, under 100K). I paid the down payment for the house, it’s got both our names on it. My parents say our upper limit is 60K for the bride price. After all, I bought the house. There’s no way we can do 120K. I guess this is the price of getting an unreasonable girlfriend. Sigh. I guess the three years we spent together means nothing in the face of a couple grand, huh? It’s so ironic.”
People dig up his past posts, saying things like, “If I break up with her, I could use that 120K in bride price to get a better wife, but I care about our relationship.”
Someone suggests, “Just pretend, lead her along, say you’ve got everything prepared, and then break up with her.”
OP responds, “I thought about getting her pregnant first, but then I thought better of it. I guess I’m just too nice.”
Others suggest, “You can definitely negotiate down to under 30K. There’s no need to spend every cent to get married, because if you’re poor after being married, she might divorce you either way.”
“It’s not like it’s your fault she’s not a virgin. Those who pollute should handle the clean up. How is it your responsibility?”
A funny tiktok video of a doggy whose owner walked away during its bath to go eat some food. When the owner returns, the doggy is visibly upset.
The uploader has provided subtitles for the doggy, “Where did you go??? Do you have no guilt in your heart? You walked away while I was showering!!! Kissy-boo.”
The owner says, “I know, I know.”
Doggy: “What do you know!! You have no heart! Do you have any idea how scared I was on my own?”
The owner says, “I just went to eat some food, sweetie, I’m sorry, I’m sorry. I’m back now, it’s fine now.”
(subtitles say: thinking hard on how to yell at her. Nope, I’m still way too angry.)
Doggy, “Bullshit! Eating while I’m taking a shower!? Are you a human being at all?? You have to buy me 8 cans of food before I forgive you!”
Someone seeking help, showing a picture of their shower tiles, “What the hell is this? It just randomly showed up in my bathroom tiles. It doesn’t look like mould, but the fur gets longer every day. It grows back after I cut it off too.”
Comments reply, “Do not touch this! It’s definitely asbestos. It causes cancer. In England, this is a type of hazardous building material!”
“Oh my god, I found this on the internet too: Asbestos exposure can happen after breathing in contaminated air in factories that manufacture or use asbestos. Asbestos can also be found in demolished or remodelled buildings. Asbestos exposure can cause severe lung problems and cancer.”
“Seriously? Why would there be asbestos in tile? What’s the use? It is for soundproofing?”
“My coworker got lung cancer because of this stuff.”
“It just got exposed to too much moisture. Buy some oxalic acid and spray it, then put more waterproofing on.”
“Finally, someone offers a real solution!”
“Oxalic acid works, but it’ll irreparably damage the tile too.”
A famous actress shares photos of her daughter’s 7th birthday:
Man posts clips from his security camera, claiming that he lives in Guangzhou and owns a pregnant cat. And on the 2nd, a stranger came up and stomped on his cat. The security camera footage shows clearly the man stomping down hard on the cat’s head in a corner, as the cat struggles as hard as it can. The man then gets on a bicycle and leaves. The owner says that his cat is perfectly behaved and likes to take a nap just outside his door in the mornings. His daughter plays with his cat every day after school, and he has no idea how to tell the news to his daughter.
I’m not gonna post the video because um. I don’t post animal abuse videos?
Comments say, “You can sue him for property damage. This is a cat with an owner, it’s considered a private possession. Is this even a human being at all?”
“These types of stories of animal abuse and murder gets on the news all the time, but why do laws never get updated?”
“@Guangdong Police Damaging someone else’s property, are you gonna do anything? Are you gonna do anything? Are you gonna do anything?”
“When are we actually going to criminalise this? And when are we actually going to criminalise domestic violence?”
A man posting tiktok videos of his pet cat playing with his pet mice, with the comments joking, “Little micey looks already half dead there.”
Comments say, “Instead of torturing animals, how about you go torture some men instead?”
“If he kept them in their own separate cages and didn’t let them interact, it would be fine. But if he insists on letting them out and interacting with each other, then he’s a fucking monster.”
“Have you considered the animals’ feelings at all?”