10/21/23 - Now I get Hitler.
“Come, come, come, let’s have a sadness competition lol. I’ll go in order, and tell you guys about a couple of pregnant ladies I met lately.
Pregnant lady number 1: Two kids within three years, but she’s not in a great mood. When she was pregnant with her first, she got prepared in every way possible, especially money. They save up basically five years worth of expenses before they got pregnant and hired a month-sitting nurse. She’s being a full-time mom. Once the lockdowns were over, the economic never turned around, and her husband never got any raises. So why were they in such a hurry to have a second baby? Because after her husband got sick with covid, he’s always had a little trouble getting it up again, so they decided to have a second baby before it gets any worse (I was too shy to ask what that had to do with each other). Compared to the first baby, the second one is much more work. Although they hired a month-sitting nurse again, they had to bring the MIL over to take care of the older kid, since he’s only 20 months. Her husband’s paternity leave went from 15 days to 7 days too.
Pregnant lady number 2: 42 years old, three babies. Her oldest is 16 years old already, and her second baby is only 2. Two daughters before she finally had a son. Why was there such a gap between her oldest and her second? Because they’d only ever planned on having one kid. They’d moved their oldest kid’s hukou over to my city. Her husband’s hukou is still in his hometown. When their oldest was 3, both her in-laws passed away. After another two years, the village wanted to take back their farm land, since they weren’t living there anymore. Although her husband’s hukou is in his hometown, he has no son. So the village said that he can only inherit what’s on the land and not the land itself, that has to get assigned to other people. I told them that makes no sense and he should sue them, but he just helplessly smiled and told me I was too young, and it’s not so easy bringing a case to court. (I’m just confused why they had to have that farm land? It’s not like they’re ever gonna move back. No idea what he’s thinking.)”
Comments say, “We don’t have anyone in my family who can inherit our farm land either. My brother and I moved our hukou out, so it’s just our parents left.”
“He can’t get it up, so they’re having a second baby? Wouldn’t that just make the problem worse?”
“32 year old single woman here, makes me feel relieved to see a 42 year old pursuing a third baby. So you can have babies at 42? Then I can just wait until then and get IVF. All my female relatives went into menopause at 45. I didn’t know it was possible to have babies at 42.”
A tiktok video of a controversial recent video of a…mukbang? except it’s not a livestream, supposedly covering what the vlogger ate in a single day.
For the first meal, she has three corn, eight packages of noodles divided into four different soup bases. The first soup base is just hot water and green onions, which she eats with five beef crepes, and a big plate of sliced pork and tofu meatloaf. The second soup base is seaweed and dried shrimp, which she adds 15 buns to. The third soup base is tomato and eggs, with three breakfast burritos. The fourth soup base is spicy (which she has to eat out of the corner of her mouth since the other side of her mouth has a sore on it), which she added four cheese shumai to. She also drinks a bottle of milk and eats 40 shrimp.
For her second meal, she made another four bowls of noodles. The first bowl is chili oil splashed noodles, with homemade noodles. The second bowl is beef noodles with extra beef. The third bowl is chicken noodles, with an entire half of a chicken in it. She also drank a small jar of snow fungus. The last is a chicken offal rice noodle, with a bottle of coconut milk porridge.
For her third meal, she had yet another bowl of knife-sliced noodles with ground pork. The second bowl is traditional Wuhan hot dry noodles, which had congealed because she didn’t get around to it in time. The third bowl is Nanchang mixed rice noodles.
For her late night snack, she had a budae jjigae with a bottle of guava juice.
For dessert, she has a coconut cake, an oatmeal cake, and mini panfried buns.
And finally, for second dessert, she had a whole bunch of moon cake and creamy milk bread.
Comments say, “Dude, even if you’re gonna make shit up for likes and subscribes, you’ve got to stay in the realm of believability. Even an elephant couldn’t eat this much in a day.”
“As a Fukiense [the region that eats the kind of noodles in the first meal during New Years], I literally laughed out loud. Not even my whole family together can finish eight packages of noodles.”
“Another tiktokker found like eight grown-ass men to eat what she ate in this day, and they couldn’t do it. There’s no way she did it on her own.”
An askreddit, “Are Jews really the smartest people in the world?”
The top voted reply is, “What if I told you that there was a race which roved from Canaan to Egypt and begged the Egyptians to take them in, and the Pharaoh took them in out of the kindness of his heart?
Then other tribes invade, and they immediately become Quislings and help the invaders oppress the Egyptians. After 100 years of oppression, the Egyptians rise up in revolt and drive out all the invaders. And just as they’re about to deal with the Quislings, they knelt down. “Don’t bully me.”
Once again the Pharaoh was kind, and says, “Fine, fine, just stop your bullshit and work hard to make up for what you did.”
But they refused. They think these Egyptians are obviously chumps. They’re the chosen people of God, they’re going to open casinos, refuse to pay taxes, dodge the draft, take over Egyptian farmers’ land, until the Pharaoh was sick and tired of their shit, and arrested them all to do slave labour, and they ran away.
They wrote the whole Exodus, and only recorded the part where they were enslaved by Egyptians, and didn’t mention a word of the shit they did before.
Anyway, then they settled in modern-day Palestine, and split up into two countries. One of the countries was wiped out by Assyria, and the other surrendered to Assyria. Then, I have no idea what happened to their brains, but they suddenly felt like their time had come again. These Assyrians were obviously chumps. We should contact the Egyptian Pharaoh and ask him to stab the Assyrians in the back. (The Egyptian Pharaoh be like, “??? I’m sorry, are we friends??”)
So, these Assyrians ended up taking these people as slaves too.
Then, the Romans came, and built them a province. And they felt like their time had come again. These Romans are obviously chumps. We should revolt.
During the time of the Roman Emperor Trajan, they took the opportunity of the Emperor eastern wars which moved the nearby Roman cavalry away, to start a rebellion.
This was fine. There were rebellions all the time during the Roman Empire. It wasn’t such a big deal. But what they did next was unheard of.
After defeating the couple of guards left, they began massacring the innocent peasants of other races. They even ate their victim’s flesh, pulled out their victim’s tendons, painted their bodies with their victim’s blood, wore clothes made of their victim’s skin. Many people were sawn in half from head to toe. Other people were tossed to wild beasts, or forced to fight each other like gladiators. 220,000 people were killed.
They razed cities are many locations, from Salamis to Cyprus to Libya, and the citizens of these places weren’t even Romans.
But thanks to karma, they picked the worst possible time to revolt, during the reign of one of the best Emperor of Rome, Trajan. Trajan pulled two companies back to deal with them, and they were put in their place. Angry Romans fought them from Mesopotamia all the way to Egypt along the east coast of the Mediterranean, and they never could put up much of a fight.
During all of this, they had become public enemies. No other races were willing to help them. In stead, all other races allied together against them. The ravaged Cyprus took its revenge by banning them from staying on the island. Even survivors of shipwrecks would be killed if found.
So, the first revolt was put down.
But just a few years later, they came into conflict with the Roman government again. You Romans are all chumps, we’re not gonna pay our taxes. We’re giving all our money to our churches. We’re God’s chosen people.
This time, it was during the reign of Hadrian. And this time, after their revolt, they focused their massacres on Christians. This is so ridiculous because their conflict was with the Roman government, and yet they made it about a campaign against heretics. Ancient Roman Historian Cassius Dio described them as “a mad people”.
Hadrian drafted up 7-12 Roman companies, 120K people total to put down the rebellion and began his own massacre. He had learned from Trajan, and completely got rid of that province, and exiled all of these people, and they began their history of roving the Eurasian continent.
Anyone familiar with Roman history knows that both Trajan and Hadrian are widely known as one of the Five Great Emperors, they ruled Rome during its strongest time. And that’s when you revolt twice? What a fucking sense of timing.
They were Quislings no matter where they went. They massacred other races. They always thought they were God’s chosen people. And they get beaten up and thrown out. They put themselves in the situation of having no home and no allies, being the public enemy of the whole world. You call such a race smart?
Also, even Canaan had its own indigenous people before they got there, called Canaanites. Guess where they went?
Also, Shanghai’s taken these people in too. And once again, they used their traditional technique and got in leagues with the Japs.
Guess which race I’m talking about?”
Comments say, “This is way too subjective. It doesn’t fit with the facts at all. They only went to Palestine because the UN told them to. At the time, the whole world signed on it. If someone has to take the blame, it should be everyone who signed the agreement.”
“Now I get Hitler.”
“I thought Chinese people were the smartest in the world?”
A four year old girl was bitten by a dog in Sichuan, and based on Southern City News, her family opened a Go Fund Me [Chinese equivalent, not actually Go Fund Me], and has fallen into controversy about the amount of donations they received and how it’s going to be used.
The link to the Go Fund Me shows that over 87,000 people have donated towards Han Han. The total amount of donations has risen to over 2 million RMB in less than one day, hitting the Go Fund Me target. From the afternoon of the 19th, some individuals have been withdrawing their donations, and the total has since fallen to 1.99 million RMB.
249 people acted as witnesses for Han Han’s family, composing of their neighbours, relatives, friends, classmates, or coworkers. Most of the comments they left explained that Han Han is, in fact, hurt and needs help. But some people point out that since the owner of the Rottweiler’s owner and the apartment management plans to pay damages, is such a high target for a Go Fund Me even reasonable?
Outside of the Go Fund Me, another owner in the same apartment building told Southern Weekly’s reporters that starting from the afternoon of the 17th, in the group chat for the local farmer’s market venders, people were calling for donations to be given to the little girl’s mother, Ms. Deng, 100-200 RMB each. Later on, someone asked in the group chat what the money’s going to be used for, but aside from sharing her Go Fund Me link, Ms. Deng hasn’t addressed any of the questions.
Afternoon of the 20th, Huaxi hospital workers tell Southern Weekly’s reporters that the patient is currently still in the ICU, but experts from multiple departments are working on her, and she has entered a “much more stable condition now than when she came in.”
When a Go Fund Me goal of more than 500K is set, the website requires that relevant medical forms be submitted to the website. But based on the hospital worker’s words, the family never applied for such forms. As of 8PM on the 20th, the patient has prepaid a total of 110K in medical expenses. Her treatments so far have added up to 30K in expenses. Currently, they’re not in any medical debt.
Southern Weekly’s reporters have attempted to contact the child’s mother and her lawyer many times, but never received a reply.
On the 19th, after hitting the Go Fund Me Goal of 2 million RMB, the link has closed. Go Fund Me tells Southern Weekly’s reporters that the page was closed after the website got in touch with Ms. Deng and got her permission. Currently, the apartment management is paying for Han Han’s medical expenses. Her neighbours have all donated too. So far, the 2 million in Go Fund Me donations has yet to be touched.”
Comments say, “So the hospital’s never provided proof of medical expenses, and all the current bills are being paid by the apartment management…so what are they holding onto that 2 million for?”
“Spent 30K, got 2 million in donations [doge]. And there’s damages from the dog owner coming on its way too.”
“How greedy. It would look so much better if they just started with a 500K fund and then opened another one if the money wasn’t enough. How dare they demand 2 million right off the bat? Where did they even get that cost estimate from?”