Sitemap - 2024 - Moly’s Substack

05/05/24 - They call us “gentlemen”, but they also predicted we’d dig up their graves.

05/04/24 - Who would even be worried about a hole in the middle of the highway normally?

05/03/24 - Hu fled to his hometown in Jiangxi, and withdrew the ATM daily limit every day to transfer the savings away.

05/02/24 - FAQ Answered!

05/01/24 - FAQ Questions Time!

04/30/24 - But it’s illegal to beat your kids in Hong Kong, so she drove him over to Shenzhen overnight to beat him.

04/29/24 - If you die, they’ll just have another one. It’s their idea of just starting a new account.

04/28/24 - An L-sized dress has a waist measurement of 54cm??

04/27/24 - After a day of work, when you get home, you don’t even have any room to hang yourself.

04/26/24 - Special Edition: Real Life Harem Drama

04/25/24 - He never went to the hospital once with her from the time she showed symptoms to when she got diagnosed.

04/24/24 - Borneo is the excrement of world civilisation.

04/23/24 - Anime dances are, comparatively speaking, extremely civilised and clean.

04/22/24 - My professor is well into his sixties, and he still responds instantly when I text him at 7AM or 2AM.

04/21/24 -

Sick Leave

04/17/24 - Why do North Koreans seem so much happier than South Koreans?

04/16/24 - Religion naturally wants to evangelise, and the goal of any government is to end religion.

04/15/24 - Do international students get accidentally addicted by breathing in second hand marijuana smoke?

04/14/24 - Use electronic incense to pray to the cyber Buddha.

04/13/24 - Bean sprouts are the world’s most evil vegetable.

04/12/24 - Or chocolate flavoured Xiao Long Bao.

04/11/24 - Medium rare steamed eggs with soy powder, kale powder, and coffee.

04/10/24 - Various hospitals in Kuming are offering penis-washing services to men.

04/09/24 - Anything that isn’t already popular nowadays all taste like shit.

04/08/24 - Who the hell dreams about being in a hotel?

04/07/24 - There are only 100 seeing eye dogs in the whole country.

04/06/24 - You know how expensive it is to visit the Forbidden Palace? How does the British Museum keep running if it’s free?

04/05/24 - The reporter asks, “What was your sentence?” And Yan Jing replies, “Life.”

04/03/24 - On the train hurtling towards the future, some people are passengers, some people are fuel.

04/02/24 - Do you really think people join fraternities out of fun?

04/01/24 - FAQ Questions Answered!

03/31/24 - FAQ Questions Time!

03/30/24 - The next teacher went through all my text records on the projector in front of the whole class.

03/29/24 - The reason their kid has bad grades is because the homeroom teacher’s surname brings misfortune.

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03/27/24 - We can control 1.3 billion people with a QR code, and you’re trying to scare me with human trafficking?

03/26/24 - I feel like this bridge collapsing is some kind of omen.

03/25/25 - My boss is requiring everyone take out loans for the company to use.

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03/23/24 - If you got inside, then who’s gonna take responsibility for all the pregnancies?

03/22/24 - If you give this to me before I pass my exam, it won’t count as bribery.

03/20/24 - I just…feel really bad for all the taxes I paid.

03/20/24 - Reminds me how they’d add points to your grade in college if you donate blood.

03/18/24 - You can’t even find this kind of true believer in Adventure Capitalist.

03/17/24 - Do they not realise what kind of a calamity awaits us, or do they just really hate their own country that much?

Why do Chinese people not want kids anymore?

03/14/24 - She even showed the baby’s vaccine records, and indeed, Mrs. Guo was listed as the baby’s “biological mother”.

03/13/24 - This guy doesn’t respect his girlfriend, and this girl has no respect for herself either.

03/12/24 - I signed a labour contract, I didn’t sell myself into slavery!

03/11/24 - If guns were legal, I’d shoot a handful of people every day.

03/10/24 - Everyone in the family refused to take it to a hospital, and it died, and finally set the family free.

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03/08/24 - This cook should be glad Italy isn’t a nuclear power.

03/06/24 - Folding money is illegal.

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03/04/24 - Don’t go, girl. You’ll get mind controlled by the Jews.

03/03/24 - That doesn’t fit with socialist philosophy, though.

03/02/24 - FAQ Questions Answered!

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02/29/24 - FAQ Questions Time!

02/28/24 - Isn’t she worth more if you sell her while she’s alive? Why kill her first before selling her?

02/27/24 - She still believes in laws and the government. I kind of want to laugh at her.

02/26/24 - You can make up whatever content you want based off of a single picture.

02/24/24 - Wow, pretty hard to find a retarded blogger in 2024.

02/23/24 - Her child deserves to shoulder everything she did.

02/22/24 - God: I feel someone very confusedly but strongly asking for many, many children…

02/21/24 - Weekly Roundup!

02/20/24 - A kid going away to university had to drop out because he couldn’t poop in a public bathroom.

02/19/24 - I really did consider suicide before I considered withdrawing.

02/18/24 - The nurse got so mad that she spanked me several times.

02/17/24 - Fortune tellers are the therapists of Chinese people.

02/16/24 - One Year Anniversary!

02/15/24 - Driver's License Edition!

02/15/24 - In one of their phones, the sky was already dark, and in the other day, it’s still bright as day.

02/13/24 - See? Nobody likes old women.

02/12/24 - They said that if our ancestors are hungry, they can come over to our house.

02/11/24 - A bride being literally packaged up like a piece of luggage and carried off.

More Chinese New Year!

Happy Chinese New Years!

02/08/24 - Have you ever seen a negative number as your end-of-year bonus?

02/07/14 - Weekly Roundup!

02/06/24 - Men with ED are the cutest.

02/05/24 - “Loving freedom” is just such a ridiculous excuse to make. Nobody would believe it.

02/04/24 - Based on her clothing and her doll and stuff, I don’t feel like she even wants to be a boy??

02/03/24 - When you make people who are 45kg buy XL size, whose fault do you think that is?

02/02/24 - FAQ Answered!

02/01/24 - The fact that you need a scientist to get better technology for you doesn’t mean you can’t also treat him like shit.

01/31/24 - FAQ Questions Time!

01/30/24 - The entirety of Ukraine, working its ass off in total war for over a year, cannot match up to even Evergrande as a single company.

01/29/24 - Out of the kindness of my heart, I pushed down my disgust to explain to her what she had.

01/28/24 - Their top 3 university acceptance rate is 2%. That’s not even as hard to get to as a 985 university in China.

01/27/24 - I’m very worried that all the Chinese babies adopted by America are no longer alive!

Censorship: How Does It Work?

01/25/24 - This judge is crazy giving her six years. In similar cases, the woman usually just gets parole.

01/24/24 - Even with all that money, they’ve never built a high speed rail.

01/23/24 - My personal example, a unit earns me 60K a year, and I spent 5 million RMB on it.

01/22/24 - Born like weeds, die like weeds. That’s the common fate of the bottom class.

01/21/24 - He told me to go to his house, and take out the left over spicy duck neck in his fridge, and bring it to him.

01/20/24 - It’s a covid symptom, something invaded his brain and nervous system and caused zombie-like behaviour

01/20/24 - Huawei phones get the most expensive prices, and iPhones get the cheapest.

01/18/24 - What the fuck is Korea doing feeding alfalfa to students?

01/17/24 - I’ve never heard of anyone peeing the bed because they’re drunk!

01/16/24 - The baby has got 4 layers of clothes on, with a swaddle, plus 5 layers of blankets.

01/15/24 - The whole structure is an 8-story building with a free carpark, all-you-can-drink drinks, all-you-can-eat fruit and ice cream.

01/13/24 - All five of her immediate inheritors would split her estate, and each get 1/5th.

01/12/24 - We haven’t been paid in 3 months, and the teachers are still working anyways.

01/11/24 - You never see real life in news.

01/10/24 - Weekly Roundup!

01/09/24 - But government officials can’t win against reporters.

01/08/24 - They warn her that cartoonish looks aren’t allowed in the subway, and she has to look like a “normal passenger”.

01/07/24 - I’m telling you I’m breaking the law. What are you gonna do about it?

01/06/24 - The nicest people in Sanya are all from Dongbei.

01/05/24 - If an American describes a man as “morally upstanding”, it means that he’s only sleeping with his wife and his mistress.

01/04/23 - FAQ Answered!

01/03/23 - If you really run out of places to live, you can sleep under a bridge for a night.

01/02/23 - Submit your Q&A Questions Here!

What if American Presidents had Chinese Emperor Titles?

12/31/23 - And even Qinghua Professors can’t solve some of the olympic maths they do in sixth grade.