Sitemap - 2024 - Moly’s Substack
05/05/24 - They call us “gentlemen”, but they also predicted we’d dig up their graves.
05/04/24 - Who would even be worried about a hole in the middle of the highway normally?
05/01/24 - FAQ Questions Time!
04/28/24 - An L-sized dress has a waist measurement of 54cm??
04/27/24 - After a day of work, when you get home, you don’t even have any room to hang yourself.
04/26/24 - Special Edition: Real Life Harem Drama
04/24/24 - Borneo is the excrement of world civilisation.
04/23/24 - Anime dances are, comparatively speaking, extremely civilised and clean.
04/17/24 - Why do North Koreans seem so much happier than South Koreans?
04/14/24 - Use electronic incense to pray to the cyber Buddha.
04/13/24 - Bean sprouts are the world’s most evil vegetable.
04/12/24 - Or chocolate flavoured Xiao Long Bao.
04/11/24 - Medium rare steamed eggs with soy powder, kale powder, and coffee.
04/10/24 - Various hospitals in Kuming are offering penis-washing services to men.
04/09/24 - Anything that isn’t already popular nowadays all taste like shit.
04/08/24 - Who the hell dreams about being in a hotel?
04/07/24 - There are only 100 seeing eye dogs in the whole country.
04/05/24 - The reporter asks, “What was your sentence?” And Yan Jing replies, “Life.”
04/02/24 - Do you really think people join fraternities out of fun?
04/01/24 - FAQ Questions Answered!
03/31/24 - FAQ Questions Time!
03/26/24 - I feel like this bridge collapsing is some kind of omen.
03/25/25 - My boss is requiring everyone take out loans for the company to use.
03/23/24 - If you got inside, then who’s gonna take responsibility for all the pregnancies?
03/22/24 - If you give this to me before I pass my exam, it won’t count as bribery.
03/20/24 - I just…feel really bad for all the taxes I paid.
03/20/24 - Reminds me how they’d add points to your grade in college if you donate blood.
03/18/24 - You can’t even find this kind of true believer in Adventure Capitalist.
Why do Chinese people not want kids anymore?
03/13/24 - This guy doesn’t respect his girlfriend, and this girl has no respect for herself either.
03/12/24 - I signed a labour contract, I didn’t sell myself into slavery!
03/11/24 - If guns were legal, I’d shoot a handful of people every day.
03/08/24 - This cook should be glad Italy isn’t a nuclear power.
03/06/24 - Folding money is illegal.
03/04/24 - Don’t go, girl. You’ll get mind controlled by the Jews.
03/03/24 - That doesn’t fit with socialist philosophy, though.
03/02/24 - FAQ Questions Answered!
02/29/24 - FAQ Questions Time!
02/27/24 - She still believes in laws and the government. I kind of want to laugh at her.
02/26/24 - You can make up whatever content you want based off of a single picture.
02/24/24 - Wow, pretty hard to find a retarded blogger in 2024.
02/23/24 - Her child deserves to shoulder everything she did.
02/22/24 - God: I feel someone very confusedly but strongly asking for many, many children…
02/19/24 - I really did consider suicide before I considered withdrawing.
02/18/24 - The nurse got so mad that she spanked me several times.
02/17/24 - Fortune tellers are the therapists of Chinese people.
02/16/24 - One Year Anniversary!
02/15/24 - Driver's License Edition!
02/13/24 - See? Nobody likes old women.
02/12/24 - They said that if our ancestors are hungry, they can come over to our house.
02/11/24 - A bride being literally packaged up like a piece of luggage and carried off.
02/08/24 - Have you ever seen a negative number as your end-of-year bonus?
02/06/24 - Men with ED are the cutest.
02/05/24 - “Loving freedom” is just such a ridiculous excuse to make. Nobody would believe it.
02/03/24 - When you make people who are 45kg buy XL size, whose fault do you think that is?
01/31/24 - FAQ Questions Time!
01/29/24 - Out of the kindness of my heart, I pushed down my disgust to explain to her what she had.
01/27/24 - I’m very worried that all the Chinese babies adopted by America are no longer alive!
01/24/24 - Even with all that money, they’ve never built a high speed rail.
01/23/24 - My personal example, a unit earns me 60K a year, and I spent 5 million RMB on it.
01/22/24 - Born like weeds, die like weeds. That’s the common fate of the bottom class.
01/20/24 - Huawei phones get the most expensive prices, and iPhones get the cheapest.
01/18/24 - What the fuck is Korea doing feeding alfalfa to students?
01/17/24 - I’ve never heard of anyone peeing the bed because they’re drunk!
01/16/24 - The baby has got 4 layers of clothes on, with a swaddle, plus 5 layers of blankets.
01/13/24 - All five of her immediate inheritors would split her estate, and each get 1/5th.
01/12/24 - We haven’t been paid in 3 months, and the teachers are still working anyways.
01/11/24 - You never see real life in news.
01/09/24 - But government officials can’t win against reporters.
01/07/24 - I’m telling you I’m breaking the law. What are you gonna do about it?
01/06/24 - The nicest people in Sanya are all from Dongbei.
01/03/23 - If you really run out of places to live, you can sleep under a bridge for a night.
01/02/23 - Submit your Q&A Questions Here!
What if American Presidents had Chinese Emperor Titles?
12/31/23 - And even Qinghua Professors can’t solve some of the olympic maths they do in sixth grade.