A compilation of the worst food people have eaten while dieting:
“What’s the worst food you guys ate while dieting? This is mine—oatmeal with egg whites. I want to throw up every time I eat it.”
“Guess what I’m having. Just got done.”
“Is it dragonfruit yogurt?”
“Medium rare steamed eggs with soy powder, kale powder, and coffee.”
“The tofu and eggs I cooked today. I finished it, but I still dry heave when I think about it. Maybe it doesn’t look so bad in the picture, but it was so watery near the bottom, and so tasteless. I put in barbecue seasoning and turkey flavouring, but that just made it worse. Forced myself to eat it, and the taste is still lingering in my mouth after 6 hours. I want to throw up. I don’t want to eat tofu for a whole month.”
“You can make doggy tofu. Scramble some eggs, break up the tofu, and put in lots of green onions.”
“This is the drumsticks and rice I made inside my rice cooker. Added too much water since it was my first attempt, and my friend said it looked like pig feed. Fuck.”
“Lettuce, eggs, and mashed potato salad.”
“The seaweed and egg soup I just made.”
“It looks almost exactly like sick baby diarrhoea.”
On Sina Entertainment News, it is reported that, “According to Korean Media, based on police investigation, Park Bo Ram was drinking with two female friends last night around 9:55PM. She passed out in the bathroom, slumped over the counter. After her friends called the police, they immediately started giving her CPR, but she never regained consciousness. The police is asking the national science research institute to perform an autopsy to figure out the exact cause of death.”
Comments say, “Might’ve been a stroke or a heart attack?”
“Maybe it was a sudden heart attack. It can be really sudden, and if you miss the golden window of time, you’re done. You gotta watch your health and cut back on drinking.”
“I have a bold theory. Does this have to do with how little Koreans sleep? That’s not good for your health long-term, right?”
“What I fear the most while reading a novel:
All the plot lines have been resolved, but there’s still 200 pages left to read.
None of the plot lines have been resolved, and there’s only 20 pages left to read.”
Comments say, “2, Notes of a Tomb Raider, you know what I’m talking about.”
“This actually represents the two big fears people have about life—you’re not old yet but you’ve already achieved everything you’ve dreamed of, and you’re not sure what to do with the rest of your time, and you’re constantly worried about losing what you have. Or you’re already old but you haven’t achieved anything.”
“1 reminds me of those stories where everyone’s already set up for their happy ending, but for some reason, the plot forced everyone into a bad ending, kills people off and breaks up all the official pairings.”
Luoyang City Police Department sends out a notice on the 12th of April that their jurisdiction has seen a criminal case, where suspect Liang (female, 54-years-old) hits Han (female, 51-years-old) while driving, causing injuries. After the case was reported, police hurried on the scene and arrested suspect Liang. Han was taken to the hospital, where she was unable to be resuscitated. Right now, the case is still under investigation.”
There’s a video attached of the incident, taken from street CCTV, where you can see the car back over her and run her over a second time.
Comments say, “The first time was an accident. The second time was murder.”
“I can’t believe this shit still happens after the Xi’an case. How scary.”
“Maybe this is her husband’s mistress, and she got mad when she found out. You never know what you’re capable of when you’re angry.”
A compilation of medical malpractice:
“In my hometown, a woman went in for an appendectomy, and she was still in tremendous pain after the surgery. She went to the city hospital for a second opinion, and they found out that our town hospital had taken out her uterus instead. And she only got 20K in compensation.”
“My auntie went to the city hospital for some kind of illness over 20 years ago, and they said it was appendicitis. Got surgery, but she continued being sickly, and got worse by the year. A couple of years ago, she went back to the hospital, and the doctor said she was missing one of her kidneys. It’s been so long that we can’t follow up on the case anymore, and my auntie just has to accept she’s fucked.”
“Went to get an abortion, and found out I still have the baby after a month. What the hell did they do while I was under for the abortion?”
“When I went in to deliver my second baby, the doctor asked me where I delivered my first baby, taht my C-section incision looks horribly butchered. I told him it was at this hospital.”
“17, 18 years ago, a guy went out of state to work, and passed away after picking a fight with some hoodlums. It took a long time for his family to even find out and hurry over, and when they saw the body in the morgue, he’d already been practically hollowed out. They sued the hospital and it was all settled in private. I have no idea how much they got for it.”
“My husband’s coworker did an appendectomy a couple of years back, and they took out a chunk of his colon. He’s only in his 20s, and he already can’t exert himself, and has stomach troubles all the time if he doesn’t watch his diet like a hawk.”
“I went to the ER with a stomachache, and the doctor took a look at my test results and said I had appendicitis. I told him that I already had my appendix removed at this very hospital, and he fell silent.”
“Over thirty years ago, my mom went to have her tubes tied. The doctor was an evil bastard and removed my mom’s ovaries instead. My mom had a horrible time with intercourse all of her life, never knowing why, until she went back to the hospital for uterine prolapse and found out she didn’t have ovaries. For real.”
“When I was pregnant with my daughter and going in for a checkup, a woman came in to the clinic to get surgery for some kind of recurring condition, and I heard the doctor say to his coworker, “I know this lady, we screwed up her surgery last year. I’m doing it myself this time.””
“I’m 32-years-old this year. Over 20 years ago, I had a surgery done on my urethra to fix a birth defect, and it left a surgery scar over my right kidney position about 10cm long. A couple of years ago, I went to the free healthcare checkup my workplace offered and found out I was missing my right kidney. Sigh, what can I do? It’s been so long. Who would I even go after for this? I just gotta live with it now.”
“They left some stuff inside me after my C-section, and it was causing me a lot of pain. I went to the hospital to get an X-ray, and the doctor was like, “Wow, they left a lot of shit inside you. Where did you give birth?” And I was like, “Here.” And she was like, “Ohhh, I see.” And then didn’t say anything else.”
“Do not believe that bullshit online about how you can remodel your house for just a couple grand. I’ve spent 300K, and all I have is a stool for the workers to rest on, and the TV the real estate developer gifted me. I’m so poor, I make myself laugh.”
Comments say, “Just hold on. Next pay check that comes, you can buy yourself a bed.”
“That electronic fireplace has got to be five-figures, right? You’re better off getting a sofa instead.”
“I’ve got a friend who was penniless after buying a house. Every time he gets his pay check, it disappears into getting waterproofing done for his bathroom, or smoothing out his floors. It’s been like this for a year and a half now.”
“By the time I move in, I lose all passion for remodelling. I’ve lived here for 12 years and I have still yet to buy a TV cabinet.”
A compilation of people talking about Dongbei bathhouses and the scrubbing service they offer:
“I’ll never get scrubbed again. When the grandpa pried open my buttcheeks, I was pretty sure my life was over.”
“I clearly remember the auntie got done scrubbing me down, and pinched my boob and said, “Not bad, girl.” I knew for a fact my life was over at that moment.”
“I hear that when southerners shower, they’ll accept ghosts in there with them, but not people?”
“Who knows how I feel? Every time the auntie touches me, I start giggling. The auntie was like, “It’s okay, it’s not ticklish!” the whole time too.”
“I still remember the grandpa lifting me up and being like, “Ooh, pretty hefty there.” I never wanna get scrubbed again T_T”
“When I went to the bathhouse, the scrubbing grandpa there took a liking to me and tried to get me to go out with his daughter.”
“When he picked me up, I wanted to run away for real.”
“I hear from my Dongbei bro that when he went to get scrubbed, the scrubber wasn’t wearing boxers, and the guy’s penis was just ramming into my friend’s head.”
“How do socially awkward people survive in the north?”
“I’ve always been curious—how do you not get contagious diseases in a bathhouse?”
Do "Liang" and "Han" refer to names of people involved, or their ethnicities?
If it's the latter, is it common to mention the ethnic background of people involved in news about criminal incidents?
I couldn't resist reading the Weibo comments on bathhouses for myself and omg, I think I'm still tearing with laughter