A compilation of when people accidentally exposed their identities: “Riding the train to Qingdao, and the conductor comes by to check my ticket. I reflexively hand it over with both hands. He said, “Thanks” to me, and I was like, “You’re welcome, have a nice trip.” And he was like, “……””
psychology -> psychologist
paraplegia -> paraplegic
heroin -> heroine
here anything -> hear anything