“I’ve heard of a joke before, that when four Chinese people go order at a restaurant, it’s, “Kung Pao Chicken, Beef in Chili Oil, Stir Fried Pork, Stir Fried Seasonal Veggies, four bowls of rice, please!” But when four white people order Chinese food, it’s, “Four Kung Pao Chickens, thanks!” I found out today that this joke is totally true.