09/24/24 - After interrogation, it was revealed that these three men did not know the owner of the B&B.
“Saw some cold as fuck people on the internet again.”
OP attaches a news report on a reality TV standup comedy competition, which reads, “#Why does Echo get so few votes? When talking about her birth family, Echo talked about the three principles her family had when it came to beating kids: “Don’t beat kids with good grades. Don’t beat other people’s kids. Don’t beat boys.” “Because I had good grades, I’ve never been beaten before, just like my brother.” In a few words, she painted a picture of the childhood life of a girl from the mountains, but ripping her scars open has never won her a high score. What do you guys think?”
And attaches a comment underneath, “Not everyone lives in her scenario. My relatives on both sides think that you can beat boys but not girls, so I can’t empathise with her.”
Comments say, “That, “not everyone lives in her scenario” should be returned right to OP…”
“It’s just like this.” [Commenter attaches a comic that shows someone complaining, “My hands looks awful in the winter from working so much.” And someone underneath it responding, “But my hands are super tender~”]
“Lol, some people really take the few privileges women get in a patriarchal society to be evidence of misandry, all because they don’t want to give women any actual rights.”
“Did Zhang Zuolin actually do this?”
OP attaches an excerpt from history, “Zhang Zuolin borrowed a billion from Japan using Fengtian [a city] as collateral, and then changed Fengtian’s name to Shenyang. When the Japanese showed up to ask for their money back, Zhang Zuolin was like, “It was Fengtian that owed you. What’s it got to do with my Shenyang?”
Zhang Zuolin also said, “I borrowed the money to buy guns and cannons. Once I have guns and cannons, what does it matter what debts I have?”
Netizens say, “If he was alive today, his credit score wouldn’t be enough for him to rent a bike.””
Comments say, “This is why we don’t let bankrupt people ride the train.”
“So he gave the Japanese an excuse to invade?”
“Zhang Zuolin died in an explosion in 1928. Fengtian was renamed to Shenyang in 1929. Oh, I get it! Zhang Zuolin came back as a zombie!”
“Wouldn’t there be a lot of underage dating when school uniforms look like this?”
Comments say, “The Department of Education needs to be audited.”
“They’re all whores, just like your daughter.”
“No, it makes it even less likely than before, because outfits like this has very high demands on figure, especially for men. Compared to tracksuits, both your good parts and your bad parts are going to stand out a whole lot more. And not many people have a great figure.”
#Be careful of high-quality bed and breakfasts with low prices. #Former B&B owner reveals hidden camera industry. “Lately, blogger Shadows Never Lie (影子不会说谎) posted a video on social media claiming that he discovered multiple hidden cameras in the B&Bs in Shijiazhuang. Said blogger also claimed that while making this video, he was surrounded and attacked by the B&B owners. #Shadows Never Lie joins police operation.
On the evening of the 24th, Shijiazhuang police station, Xinhua branch posted an announcement claiming that three suspects have been arrested under suspicion of using illegal recording and filming equipment. After interrogation, it was revealed that these three men did not know the owner of the B&B, and they all admitted to secretly installing hidden cameras inside the B&B’s rooms to earn illegal profits.
The announcement also claimed that the police has already doled out administrative punishments in response to the owner’s excessive reaction and charged him with “disturbing the public peace”.
We know from the police report that the hidden cameras have nothing to do with the overly-excitable B&B owner, so is it possible that B&B’s are being targeted by an underground industry of illegal filming? A former B&B owner reveals to Jiupai News that compared to proper hotels, B&Bs are more easily infiltrated by illegal filmers, and there are definitely scenarios where the owner is colluding with filming gangs.”
Comments say, “Then why did the owners surround the police station like that? Are they just concerned about their business?”
“Who dares to discipline students anymore? In Yunnan, Shaotong, a 13-year-old boy in eighth grade suddenly took off his pants during self study and began playing with his privates, asking his deskmate to compare sizes with him and even showing it to female classmates. The female classmate was furious and told the teacher, who lectured the boy, and the morality teacher then hit the boy’s hand with a ruler.
They never thought that the boy’s parents would take him to the hospital and call the police, who fined the teacher 400 RMB. The parents felt the punishment was too light and sued the school in court, demanding 36K RMB in damages.”
Comments say, “The girl’s parents should call the police too and sue for emotional damages, at least a million.”
“If the teacher had to pay this, then our country has no hope anymore.”
“The problem is with the police—they’re enabling villains!”
“Wait a minute, this one is fake too?”
OP attaches a news report, “According to Guangzhou Daily News, the influencer “Fan Xiaohuier”, who supposedly had a cheating husband and an abusive MIL, showed off her income in the month of December last year, and it was as high as 34 million RMB per month. After Fan Xiaohuier got into a dispute with the agency she signed with, her boss revealed in livestream that, “everything about her is fake.” Fan Xiaohui owned a 20 million RMB mansion, a 3 million RMB Mercedes-Benz, a Porsche, an RV, and a 5 million Bentley sports car.”
[OP also shows a list of videos Fan Xiaohui has posted, almost all of which are about her experiencing domestic violence from her husband’s family.]
Comments say, “And you dumbasses actually believed her?”
“What, you only found out now? Someone exposed all of this when she first started posting videos. It’s literally been years, and this goddamn liar still managed to get herself a career.”
“On the internet these days, it’s the lowest common denominator that wins.”
A compilation of answers to the question, “What’s the bravest thing you’ve done?”
“My bravest moment was when my teacher told me to my face that I was shameless. Our classroom was on the second floor, and I opened the window and jumped right out, and she was suspended.”
“My bravest moment was when my teacher slapped me in the face, so I slapped her right back. Twice. Then I reported her to the Department of Education and she got her license taken away.”
“My bravest moment when a relatives started making up sexual rumours about me on my grandma’s funeral. I learned that morning his dad was buried next to my grandpa. That afternoon, I bought two funeral wreaths and put them outside his door, and I dug his dad’s grave open with a shovel. It was just a little urn inside a big mound of dirt. I cried as a dug and yelled to my grandpa’s grave, “Grandpa! People are bullying me!””
“My bravest moment was when I got kicked out of the house for playing on my phone too much. All my New Years’ money and normal spending money was on my phone apps, so I just went on an impromptu vacation to Shanghai.”
“My bravest moment was when my crush and I were both crushing on each other. I didn’t know he was into me. He took something that was mine and put it next to his seat. I was on the other side of him. It was in the middle of the class. While the teacher was turned around, I leaned over right into his embrace and got my stuff back. God, my face was so red.”
“My bravest moment was when an uncle tried to stalk and sexually assault me in middle school, and I kicked him down to the ground and tried to beat him up with my umbrella, and he ran away without even putting his clothes back on.”
“My bravest moment was when a girl was making up rumours about me in class and writing abusive letters to me. I ran to the field and started crying and got madder the more I thought about it, so I went back to the classroom and his her with a stick in front of the whole class. When I went out of the classroom and beat her up in front of the whole school leadership.”
“My bravest moment was when the chav in my middle school class stabbed me in the thigh with a needle. It hurt so much that I swept up all the books on my desk and threw them on his face. He tried to hit me back with a book and got me in the neck. My vision literally went dark. I hauled up my stool and began hitting him. I was worried I might accidentally kill him if I hit him on the head, so I hit him on the legs. He tried to hit me back with a stool, but all the girls in my class got in front of me and he didn’t dare to. It was only after I graduated that I learned that the whole class thought I was some kind of gang leader. The teachers nicknamed me and my four friends the Four Vajra.” [Vajra, referring to Buddhist gods of war, the very common anime trope of the “Four Kings of X” refers to this concept basically.]
“My bravest moment was when this super fake girl I hated told the teacher I was bullying her. I said in front of the teacher that, “If you’re going to accuse me of bullying, then show some evidence.” She couldn’t produce any evidence, so I slapped her right in front of the teacher. The teacher couldn’t even hold me back. I started crying and was like, “I never bullied you! Why would you slander me like that!?” Then I ran back to the classroom and grabbed all her books and pens and threw them in the toilet and said in front of the whole class, “This is what bullying looks like!” The teacher called both our parents and we were both suspended for a week, and I got to go on vacation.”
A compilation of how to get things done by taking advantage of human nature:
“The water meter in our house in the rural countryside broke. Since it keeps overcharging, nobody wanted to do anything about it. I told my mom to start bragging to all the neighbours about how our water meter’s broken and it doesn’t tally anything even when we’re using water. It’s been half a year now and we haven’t paid anything. Just brag to everyone we knew. The very next day, early in the morning, people from the water company showed up and wanted to check our meter. We started off refusing to let them in, and they insisted on coming in, and they fixed the meter.”
“Reminds me of when I was in school, during night study. There were a ton of mosquitos and I was sitting right next to the window. I asked the class rep to give me some mosquito spray, and he said that it’s meant for the whole class, it’s not my personal mosquito spray. At first, I was embarrassed, but the longer I thought about it, the angrier I got. So I just opened the window up all the way, and all the mosquitos swarmed in doors…and my problem was fixed.”
“Complained about the heat not being enough many times and it never got solved. So I started singing praises in the development’s heating group chat, about how the heating company is doing such a great job, my house is 26C and warm like the spring. And the whole groupchat started flipping out about why their house was still freezing.”
“There’s a neighbour who really likes to hang their shoes to dry on my corridor railing. And it’s right outside of my kitchen window. So I poured a ladle of oil on the railing and they’ve never hung anything there again.”
“I remember back when I was working, the dorm manager wouldn’t get me a set of keys to the door. Claimed there wasn’t any keys. I took her keys while she was showering and threw them into the boiler, and there really wasn’t any keys anymore. She didn’t even dare to ask around, because she tried to claim that there wasn’t any keys to begin with. In the end, we had to change the locks, and everyone got a new set of keys.”
“Yeah, someone in my company keeps pooping and not flushing. I got so mad that I stopped flushing too, and I’d deliberately poop on the floor. After that, a new policy got posted, and the janitors started working extra hard, and the bathroom is so much cleaner now.”
“Someone upstairs left a whole bunch of glass sheets outside of my company’s door. It’s been days, and I’ve talked to building management and they don’t care. So I broke a sheet on my way off work, and the very next day, someone had moved all the glass and cleaned up the broken glass shards.”
“I’ve tried this, actually. I live on the sixth floor of my company dorm, and my drain got clogged. After an entire week, still nobody showed up to fix it. So I just turned the faucet on and let the water flood the offices on the second floor. It was fixed within half an hour.”
This is cool! I am going to try some of these! Thank you!
Hey, I'm curious. There is a whole meme in the West that men think too much about the Roman Empire. Is there something similar in China about, say, the Three Kingdoms period?
That uniform pic is from 2010. A bit late to audit the education department now.