#You’ll have to wait three years if you miss tonight’s lunar eclipse. “After nearly three years of waiting, China has once again welcomed the “red moon”. From midnight on the 7th of September to early morning on the 8th, Beijing Time, the skies will display an even more amazing lunar eclipse than the last time. You can see the entire process from anywhere in China.
Astronomers remind people that this is the most major astronomical event this year. Anyone who’s interested should take care not to miss it. Reporters learned that the last time China could see a full lunar eclipse was the 8th of November, 2022, and the next time we’ll be able to see a full lunar eclipse won’t be until the 31st of December, 2028 to the 1st of January 2029—a rare New Year’s Eve Lunar Eclipse.”
Comments say, “It has too much Yin energy, you can’t watch it.”
“Just stay home. Who’s gonna watch a red moon in the middle of the Ghost Festival.”
“Don’t call for people to do anything you want. This is the height of Yin energy.”
“Look at this. What is a drug kingpin in reality?
His own underlings that cook drugs are getting sentenced to death!
And the boss of the drug empire is sitting in the front row of the courtroom, listening to the trial.
What do you think those underlings were feeling?
Isn’t it ridiculous? What balls.
And he’s laughing and talking like it has nothing to do with him.
This is the right hand man of the drug kingpin, the second most important person, Wang Yinling, the younger brother of the kingpin.
This is the real case of Sichuan Drug Prohibition No.1 Case, I didn’t make it up.
And even though they were sentenced to death, the underlings never dared to betray him.
How scary?
But the police knew someone was behind it all and patiently did their work, and the underlings sentenced to death were eventually able to overcome their fear and confess about their situation.
And even the experienced drug police were shocked.
Holy shit, he was right there? It’s ridiculous’s mom opening the door for ridiculous—ridiculous in the house.
This drug kingpin truly has a different mindset than most people. You won’t even see this in Hollywood movies.
But even if you knew his name, you can’t arrest him. What evidence do you have?
It took detectives three years to crack open this 37 billion RMB drug family conglomerate.
One of the detectives said, “There was no hope day to day. I’d often cover myself with blankets and cry.””
Comments say, “Reality is so much more ridiculous than fiction.”
“He’s in the audience to intimidate his lackeys.”
“I’m sure he used that money to settle things so he wasn’t scared at all. Those lackeys’ families are still outside.”
#Wuhan University apologises. “Lately, in the opening ceremony of Wuhan University, some white seats had a red circular sticker on their backs, which people found controversial. Regarding this, the Wuhan University Party Committee Postgrad Work Department released an explanation, “These are symbols to help students and staff quickly find their seats. The staff used red and yellow stickers of round, star, and other shapes on white and blue seats to separate them. Some of the white seats had a round, red sticker which caused a lot of misunderstandings. We’d like to apologise and we’ll pay more attention to the details of our work in the future and be more cautious.””
Comments say, “Of all the shapes out there, they had to use round ones, and it had to be red, and it had to be that big. How could there be that many coincidences?”
“They’ve been completely infiltrated by Quislings.”
“If Wuhan University did do it on purpose, what then?”
“I want to roadtrip through China, what can I do on the trip to make some money?”
Comments say, “My suggestion is that you get a fridge for your car and stock up on Mixue in the cities, and then sell Mixue to people on the street, especially around tourist attractions and the starts of hiking routes.”
“I know what uploader you watch. You can’t really put too many Mixue into a car fridge. I spent 2800RMB on a car fridge and it only has space for about 15 cups.”
“Fun places are all exhausting. Sell them at double the price and you’ll make enough to sustain yourself.”
“You can’t give people rides. When I drove to Chengdu, I thought I’d do rideshare and at least recover the toll fees, and the money I made wasn’t even enough for that, much less gas. Just forget it.”
“It’s for the purpose of lessening the financial burden. Stop dreaming about having a lot of fun and making a lot of money.”
“Ridesharing will only let you make back highway tolls at most.”
“Grandmas and grandpas walking by, please help me out, I haven’t eaten in three days. God bless you, please give me some food.”
“Pick up trash. I did this.”
“Ummm, just keep driving if you have money, and find a part time job if you don’t. I did this and worked in Xinjiang for three months. It’s a little tiresome but you can make enough to keep up with your car and food.”
“Forget making money, can you even break even on high way tolls, gas money, parking fees, and food and hotels?”
#Xin Zhilei award-winning actress at the Venice Movie Festival. “Winning one of the three big movie awards of Europe is really hard. Top actresses dream of getting it. You can ascend as soon as you get it. And nobody has ever accomplished it. Competing with other actresses in the international arena and winning an award requires timing and luck and amazing acting talent. Now that the Berlin Movie Festival has combined awards for actors and actresses, it’s only gotten harder to get. Right now, only six actresses from China has ever won awards at the big three movie festivals. Xin Zhilei really did slay, getting an award the first time she’s been nominated for the Venice Movie Festival awards. All kinds of fashion, movie, and TV resources are going to be dumped on her now. I hear that this movie was something others had passed on and it ended up in her lap. She’s destined to hold the Volpi Cup.”
Comments say, “Xin Zhilei has the face of a great actress.”
“Ni Ni just can’t make it.”
“And she’s the only Chinese female actress.”
A compilation of ridiculous complaints that people have filed against healthcare workers:
“A patient complained about me. He said that everyone was busy as hell, and I’m just washing bowls for dinner inside.”
“Lol, our patient said that our doctors drew so much blood that it’s made her husband go from high blood pressure to low blood pressure.”
“I draw blood from the newest patient in our ward every day, and I hear everyday, “He’s already anaemic and you’re still taking more blood from him. At this rate, he’s going to run out of blood…””
“He said that I was playing on the computer at my nurse station.”
“My high pressure sanitisation pot was releasing air, and a patient asked me if I was making a late night snack.”
“I got some big bottles of iodine out of the warehouse and went into the delivery room, and the patient’s family starts trying to kick the doors down saying that the nurses drew several bottles of blood from the patient to sell.”
“Had a morning meeting and was about to go on our patrols, and heard a patient say that the doctors were all gathered together to split the money.”
“Spent all day opening ampoules and antibiotic boxes, and the patient asked whether the nurses were eating sunflower seeds instead of giving people shots.”
“I was knocking on penicillin before and a patient said I was making dumpling filling.”
“I was writing up medical records on the computer and a patient said I do nothing all day except play on the computer.”
“I saw one before where a doctor was looking at EKGs and a patient complained that he was looking at stocks during work hours hahahahahahahaha.”
“When I was changing medicine, I asked to confirm his bed number and name, and he accused me of stealing his medicine.”
“My aunt is a doctor and a patient made her cry before, because she told a patient to not drink or smoke, and the patient thought she wanted to be his wife and control his money and filed a complaint about her.”
“I got a complaint because I was trying to seduce her boyfriend. Let me remind you that I am a dude.”
“My friend got a complaint because a patient’s family asked her who she just wheeled into the morgue and she said she didn’t know.”
“I also got a complaint because my skin was too dark, and he said my face was too black.”
“They get their pay docked if they get complaints. People who don’t have a proper reason and stretch for a reason to complain about other people are so frustrating.”
“The client kept repeating, “Why don’t your farts smell?” And he told me off for 20 minutes, and then filed a complaint against me because my farts don’t smell.”
“My grandpa got a complaint because he said that my grandpa doesn’t know what it’s like to have a period so he lacked empathy.”
“I used to work at Holiland and made a sugar sculpture for the cake, and I told the grandma that it’s hard and she can’t actually bite into it. An hour later, she came by and filed a complaint against me because she chipped her tooth on it.”
“Nurse: being speechless is my mother tongue.”
“I’ve had a complaint too. A guy said he wanted the hottest girl in our department to give him shots. None of my coworkers wanted to deal with him, so I volunteered. He asked me if I was the hottest in our department, and I said yes. And after he was done with his IV, he went and complained that I just had ordinary looks and insisted I was hotter than everybody else so I lied.”
“My teacher treated a guy with a dislocated shoulder with the Hippocratic kick, and the patient went outside and complained because my teacher’s feet stinked.”
“I got a complaint too because I didn’t have a smile with my service. This is not the important part. The important part is that his neighbouring bed was flatlining. I was doing resuscitations. I don’t know what to do. If I don’t smile, he’ll complain about me. If I do smile, the other bed’s family is going to complain about me.”
“When I was interning, this grandpa was stoking my hand and insisted that I sit on him. Honestly, I thought he was crazy.”
“When I was filling out my college applications, I was scared of hospitals and scared of corpses, so I refused my family’s suggestion to become a doctor and learned gardening instead. Who would’ve thought that once I graduated, I would become a florist in a funeral home and see dozens of bodies every day.”
“A patient came in the middle of the night to get a fish bone removed. Because I did it so fast, the patient asked if he still needed to pay.”
“I often get called “waitress” by my patients, and that’s fine and everything. But the last time I was giving out medicine, a grandpa called out to me, “Hey, poop collector, come over here!” T_T”
“We’ve had a case in our department where the patient was annoyed with how slow the IVs were and insisted that he’s not going to finish the other two bottles. He wanted to go home and just drink them.”
“I got a complaint from some parent who said we don’t do anything about our mosquitoes and it bit their child.”
“I got a complaint today. Some 80-year-old patient in the CCU wanted to take a leak and I hurried to his bedside to help him up and then started looking for his bedpan under the bed, and he complained that I was treating him like a thief, searching his bed.”
“A patient told me today that we have exactly 7 days to cure him or else he was going to file a complaint. The key point is, even the state hospital couldn’t cure him, and he’s throwing a tantrum in our little village clinic.”
When they say "too much Yin energy," what's the vibe they're trying to express? Is it an actual diagnostic or just saying it's feminine....?