03/26/25 - Go educate yourself about telegony.
“An aunt suddenly started making a ton of money, but she’s in her 40s, still single, and never had any kids. Probably not going to find a man to have kids with at this point either…
Her parents are already gone, so her sister’s family is her only family left. She’s very good to her sister, often takes them travelling, buys phones and even cars for her sister’s kids without blinking an eye…
But a while ago, she heard her sister’s kids talking amongst themselves, “If auntie died, wouldn’t we inherit all of her stuff?”
According to the law, they’re right. There’s no problem with her nephew and niece saying this to her. But when she heard them talk about this in private, her heart still went cold.”
Comments say, “Her own kids would be after her stuff anyways.”
“I’m also an aunt and I also don’t have kids. I’ve also heard relatives talk about who my stuff would go to.”
“I have a great aunt who’s child-free, but I don’t think I would be worried about her estate. Best case scenario, she spends it on herself and the things she enjoys.”
“A couple of days after my C-section, my stitches tore. Went to the hospital and they took out my stitches and didn’t stitch me back together. The doctor said he needed to apply sugar.
I thought it was the name for some medicine or something professional, but the doctor actually brought over a bag of normal white sugar and sprinkled it into my stitches.
Then I changed my bandages every three days, and put on more iodine, disinfectant, and sugar, and the wound healed in a month.
This is how I learned sugar is actually a type of medicine. No wonder it’s a war time strategic resource.”
Comments say, “Since when did you have a baby?”
“You can sprinkle sugar on burn wounds too.”
Question: “How come people used to all eat high-carb diets and they were all fine?”
Answer: “You should try mountain climbing, plowing a field, pulling water from a well and walking it to your village, pulling a cart, marching as a part of an army, or practicing martial arts. Then you’d know what happiness it is to eat as much rice as you want. If there was a piece of fatty braised pork belly, it’d be perfect!
But if you don’t eat until you’re full before you do all that labour and sweat all that much, you can feel the half bowl of rice in your stomach instantly disappear!”
Comments say, “It’s only in the last 30 years that people have been able to eat as much carbs as they want, so there’s no such thing as “people used to all eat high-carb diets”. People ate a lot of fibre and veggies just to feel full.”
“Don’t ask why. Let’s ignore how often famines happened in the past. Even just in the last generation, breakfast and dinner were just a single bowl of porridge, the kind that disappears in a couple minutes of digesting. The only real meal was lunch, and you only got to eat meat for the holidays.”
#Indian man happy to book ocean view room and finds only wallpaper. “According to India’s “Freedom News”, lately, an Indian man shared a hilarious incident on social media, drawing much discussion. This man booked an “ocean view room”, but after arrival, he discovered that said ocean view was simply wallpaper depicting a realistic picture of the ocean.
The man questioned hotel staff. He pulled out his phone and showed the pictures on the booking website, which showed the boundless ocean outside the window. The hotel staff explained that there has been no mistake but laughed at her own sentence. The video rapidly drew attention and many netizens shared their own experiences with fraudulent ads.”
Comments say, “Lol, same here. The first time I went to Thailand, I got a wallpaper ocean view room. I just went to bed at night, and when I woke up in the morning, I was like, “Wow, look at that oce— huh? Fuck. It’s just wallpaper.” When I came out, I discovered that my hotel wasn’t next to the ocean at all. I had to walk another 2 km before I could see the sea, surrounded by all kinds of five star hotels. Went there and had the time of my life and ended up lost. Had to find some workers at the five star hotel who drove me back to the shitty motel on their scooter. I was young back then, so I didn’t care about the conditions of the motel. I was just happy.”
“It’s a sample room. They played him like a fool.”
“This is meant to be a sample room for real estate sales.” [A room they set up to show what your future house is going to look like once it’s built, to get you to buy it now.]
A discussion on why people have a virgin complex:
“I don’t want my kid to grow up in a haunted house.”
“Let’s just talk about drinks. Imagine if I open a bottle of drinks and spit in it and ask you to drink, and if you refuse, I’ll accuse you of being a bad person.”
“Sir, save this world one more time.” [Picture of a quote from Qian Xuesen, a scientist famous for participating in China’s nuclear program, “If you want to break apart a country, all you have to do is remove men’s spine and aggression, and take away women’s shame and kindness, and it will be beyond repair for generations!”]
“Go educate yourself about telegony.”
“I’m clean and unmarred. I want my partner to be the same. I won’t have sexual relationships outside of marriage, because I want to be responsible. If I can’t find one, I’d rather stay single for life. Because I’ll never get over it. I’m a man.”
“Same, I’m a man too. Generally, the better off your family, the more educated you are, the more clean you want your partner to be. And you won’t really screw around yourself. But it’s so hard to find the guy/girl of your dreams.”
“One question. Do you want to date a toilet?”
“Whether male or female, it’s always awful to engage in casual sex, whether it’s from a medical point of view, or from a moral point of view. Whether East or West, people have always pursued chastity. You can tell it’s the same whether in European Christian families or traditional Eastern clans.”
“Let’s put it this way, when I was in high school, my roommate bought a Samsung S8. He only used it for a day and decided he liked his old phone better, and offered to sell it to me for 800RMB cheaper, and I turned him down. At the time, Vivo X27 was the best model of Vivo phones and it was only 2900RMB. Who wants secondhand shit?”
“Be careful removing your necklace at spas.
I bought a VCA necklace at SKP for 20K RMB in 2017 [I cannot even begin to guess what these letters mean, but I presume it’s some sort of a fashion thing]. It’s sat around for a long time so I was thinking about selling it, and when I took it to a secondhand store, they said it was fake.
I thought about it long and hard. I’ve only worn it for a little over two years, and I never take off my jewellery. I even wear it in the shower. I remembered one time, I went to a spa after the gym. I’d been a customer at this spa for over a year, and some of the technicians there also wear this exact neckless. Carnelian was really popular at that time. Normally, I get my body done and I don’t remove my necklace. I don’t know what possessed me, but I took it off that day. And that was the only time in all two years that I took it off. I even forgot to put it back on after I was done, but since I knew everyone there, I just went back the next day and got it. Didn’t look it over, just put it back on.
Now that I look back on it, it’s such an obvious knockoff. It’s super light, the chain was missing a link, and even the carnelian was see-through. Mine was a much darker red. My bar code should’ve started with JA, and this started with JE. This quality feels like it cost less than 50RMB…
I’ve came across girls who’ve had the same thing happen to them online. They’ve even tried to argue with the spa to no effect. After all, there’s no cameras inside the rooms, and it’s been so many years. I can only blame myself for being careless, and I guess I’ve learned a lesson. I’m posting about this so other people can beware.”
Comments say, “This is so fake. If you figured out it was fake the next day, how could you also only figure out it was fake when you went to sell it two years later?”
“You should’ve went back that day and gotten it back.”
“A Chinese spouse in Taiwan was judged to be guilty of “inciting violent invasion” and had her family visa revoked by the DPP and was ordered to leave Taiwan by the 25th and be separated from her three children.
Morning of the 25th of March, the deported Mrs. Lu Zhenya, along with her family, went to Taiwan’s Ministry of the Interior building to protest the government’s actions along with the Taiwan International Family Mutual Aid Association.
On the 26th of March, the Taiwan Affairs Office [a mainland China institution] held their usual press conference, where the spokesperson, Chen Binhua, responded to this event. He said that cross-strait marriages are vivid portrayals of the concept that both shores are one big families. A Chinese spouse should be our Taiwanese brethren’s family and loved one. The DDP claims that it cares about “freedom, law, and human rights” but repeatedly abuse legal statutes to bully cross-straight married couples and force these families apart against all human compassion and reasoning.”
“Sometimes, I think my parents and I don’t live in the same dimension.
There’s something important going on at work that I need to get up early for. My mom told me to not lock my bedroom door tonight. I asked why, and she was like, “Can you get up on time in the morning? I have to go get you up.”
That really made me think. Because from the time I’ve been in primary school, I get up the moment my alarm rings. I’ve never been late all through college or work. I wake up at 8AM sharp even on the weekends. Why do my parents think that I’m someone who sleeps in?”
Comments say, “My parents have always thought I was the worst, no matter who they compared me to. I used to do everything I could to prove myself, but now I’m tired. I don’t care if I’m the worst.”
“Because your alarm has to ring. If you didn’t have an alarm, you might sleep in until 9 or 10. Your parents can get up before 7:30 even without an alarm.”
“Because if you’ve screwed up even one time, then you’re done. That’s the only time they’ll remember, and they’ll use it as their excuse.”
This was a good one
VCA is Van Cleef & Arpels, a high-end jewelry company. SKP is probably Shin Kong Place.