03/23/24 - If you got inside, then who’s gonna take responsibility for all the pregnancies?
“This is what people eat in mental hospitals…(what’s pictured is already one of the best mental hospitals in China, the famous 600 South Wanping Road, Shanghai). But the few of my friends who had a stay there still said it was worse than dying and left them with worse PTSD than when they went in. These meals are so telling.
The first picture is breakfast, hot rice porridge with soy powder.
The next few pictures are a compilation of lunches—rotten cauliflower, carrots, and shredded pork; Ribs and tofu skin soup; ribs and turnip soup; and tomatoes and eggs; pickled veggies with shredded tofu; pickled veggies with frozen calamari with a hint of formaldehyde; rotten cabbage, shredded tofu, and shredded pork; rotten zucchini, dried tofu, and carrots; rotten cucumbers and old tofu slices; and soy sauce pickled veggies and marinaded dried tofu.
Comments say, “I don’t get it. These people are sick, not criminals, what the hell are they being fed? It’s not like they’re not paying for their stay, and this is an expensive hospital too! Fuck!”
“Sweetie, I’ve stayed here too. You don’t get your phone in normal rooms, and your family can’t come in. I was tied down for three days and had to beg the nurses to let me go to the hospital. You’re not allowed to cry, so I had to hide my crying, and the doctors told everyone they weren’t allowed to speak to me and told my friends to stay away. It really was worse than death. I still constantly have nightmares about getting locked up again.”
“Really? Is this what mental hospitals are like? Shouldn’t there be professional teams led by doctors? Why is the service so bad?”
A blogger posts a compilation of comments from parents, “Did I wait until too late? I only told my kiddo when she was 6. But since she’s two, I’ve been teaching her patriotic songs, and now she’s really good at singing all of them. As far as Japan goes, I’ve just been repeatedly emphasising that they’re all murderers, they’re all evil, she’s not allowed to say nice things about Japan, she needs to always remember that they’re our enemies. Her grandma and grandpa were killed by the Japanese.”
“Yeah, you’re too late. I’ve already shown my kiddo bits and pieces of 731 and she’s still in daycare. Once she’s a bit older, we’ll watch 731 and Nanking Massacre again.”
“My son’s learned about Japan, America, and England from watching TV and is constantly asking to go, so I have to keep telling him every day how evil the Japs are XD”
OP says, “It’s better to teach children positive, optimistic things, especially in the field of science. If everyone taught their kids this way, we’d just have more kiddos who resort to violence to solve their problems.”
Comments say, “The ages in the first comment doesn’t even make sense. If their grandparents were killed by the Japanese, how old would they have to be?”
“We gotta start the brainwashing with babies.”
“This is all obviously satire.”
“The leading cause of death in China for women 19 to 40 years old is childbirth. According to statistics in 2014, maternal mortality rate in China is five times higher than traffic fatality rates. Amniotic fluid embolisms are the scariest part of that. But nobody ever raises awareness or does PSAs about this topic, so most women don’t know.
Everyone knows that driving has risks, but most people don’t know that it is far more deadly for women to get pregnant and have babies than for them to drive. In fact, women are constantly being pushed into marriage, into pregnancies, into second or third children…
Just like this comment below says, everyone knows cancer is scary, but they don’t know that childbirth is, and just figure that so long as it’s treatable, it’s fine. But in actuality, if you get an amniotic fluid embolism, you’re gonna die, and it only takes 10-15 minutes!!!”
The comment she links to says, “The chances of an amniotic embolism is 1 in 10,000, but that’s actually much higher than most tumours. For example, gliomas have a rate of 0.something in 10,000.”
Comments say, “In a lot of cases, it’s because their in-laws will specifically delay treatment or refuse to pay, causing women to die.”
“So who the fuck is claiming that with modern medicine, we don’t have maternal mortality anymore?”
“Is 1 in 10,000 really that low of a chance? How many babies are getting born every year? If you go with 9 million and account for twins and stuff, let’s say we have 8 million births a year. That means 800 people are dying from amniotic fluid embolisms. And at an age where most people don’t need to worry about cancer, too! No matter how unlikely it is, if you get it, you die.”
“Tons of all-female gyms have already closed down, why are so many bimbos still throwing themselves at this idea? Is it possible that…it actually makes money? After all, you can run as soon as people are done getting membership cards XD”
OP attaches screenshots of an instagram post saying, “When I stepped into a gym for the first time, I never thought that I’d end up owning my own women’s gym one day. No men, no smelly sweat, no screaming or shirtlessness. Ahhhhh, I’m so happy~”
And the comment beneath, “Only girls get girls. When I go to a yoga studio, it really feel so different from a gym. It’s all fragrant and clean. I don’t even want to touch the equipment in the gym, because I fill like it’s full of bacteria and men sweat.”
Comments say, “All the construction workers building it are men though >: (“
“If you’re working out and you still smell nice and are clean, you might as well just give up.”
“As soon as you’re done collecting your membership fees and screwing your customers, just say you’re being oppressed by the patriarchy and you got reported and have to close your doors, and ask people to support you on your next venture of an all-female apartment building.”
“Got told off when I just wanted some beef noodles. I’m speechless.
I was having beef noodles in Lanzhou, and ordered a serving of noodles, a serving of meat, and a side dish, and posted a picture to social media. And a friend told me off.
He said that if I’m having noodles in Lanzhou, I should have only noodles.
I told him that I’m not used to only eating noodles, so I wanted a side to go with it.
And he was like, “But it’s not authentic if you add on all that stuff.”
And I was like, “That’s just what I’m used to. I need sides with my food.”
And he’s like, “What you’re doing isn’t authentic at all. You don’t know how to enjoy Lanzhou noodles. Proper Lanzhou noodles is just beef and noodles!”
And I was just speechless. It’s the noodle shop that has sides on their menu. And it’s none of his business how I eat my food. I don’t need to get lectured just for ordering some sides. God, this type of people suck.
How could people be so entitled? I want to dump my noodles all over his face!”
Comments say, “As a Lanzhou person, I have question marks floating over my head right now.”
“I’m also a Lanzhou person, and I add meat and veggies to my noodles too. Sometimes, I add both, and the owner is like, “You want it fully dressed, huh?””
“The fuck is he talking about? Authentic Lanzhou beef noodles requires you get a dish of extra meat to soak up the soup, and when your mouth is covered in grease, you order a side of veggies to cut it. Our special pickled veggies aren’t available anywhere else in China!”
A blogger reposts someone else’s post, which goes, “Stay away from University of Shandong, Weihai Campus! Reasons below:
Students are super rude, no welcome, and show no respect when talking to Weihai citizens!
The cafeteria is tiny, and there’s too many people there at meal times, and they don’t provide a comfortable, relaxed eating environment at all! The prices and taste is just so-so. Don’t recommend it.
You’re not allowed to go into the lecture halls or library. You’re not allowed anywhere you’d actually want to go. They’re not representing Shandong’s hospitality at all.
Not enough playground equipment on the field, can’t take your kid anywhere, it’s not nearly as nice as a park.
Not enough bathrooms! Just came out and had an awful time, and had to take care of my business in the trees. Note: I really had no choice.
The pets in the school haven’t been properly trained, and probably haven’t been vaccinated either. Might bite or scratch your kids!
They don’t let people into the dorms either! That’s where most people’s memories of their youth lies! It’s such a shame we can’t go inside!
The window that they’re open is limited, and the campus is closed during class hours, so you don’t get to really immerse yourself in the college atmosphere.”
OP says, “I hear a lot of universities are opening up their campuses, and came upon this post today. Honestly, I can’t really hold it in.
I’m really curious, what’s the point of an open campus anyways? That’s a pretty good question we all need to think about.”
Comments say, “I was against open campuses last year and got bullied by a lot of people saying I clearly have never went to university. They were going on and on about how they’re taxpayers blah blah blah. Sigh, I just feel bad for the students nad teachers.”
“We’re just going back to how things were back in 2019. I live near the University of Shandong’s new campus, and I grew up playing ball and eating at the cafeteria inside. I love to take walks on campus in the summer.”
“If you got inside, then who’s gonna take responsibility for all the pregnancies?”
“What kind of normal man can Zhang Weili [MMA straw weight champion] beat up?
I’m a buff guy, 178cm, 55kg. Although I don’t like to work out, I’m still pretty strong. I heard of this Zhang Weili girl who’s an MMA fighter, but considering the strength difference between men and women, I feel like she probably can’t win against a man my size or above. Later on, I watched her training videos, and she does have really strong punches, so I changed my mind. After watching her train, I feel like maybe I can’t beat her up. But if she got mugged by a 178cm 55kg man on the street, who has the upper hand if she fought him?”
Comments say, “55kg, and you call yourself buff? Are you trying to be funny?”
“That’s average height for men. If he worked out even a little, he’d be well over 65kg.”
“You can see his photos on his front page. You can count all of his ribs lol.”
A compilation of troubles with twins:
“My friend walked by my workplace and I was having cupcakes, and I gave her three of my cupcakes. Later on in the evening, I get a call from her asking where I bought them from. She was worried about a problem, so she ate a cupcake herself on the way home, and brought home two cupcakes. But her kids still ended up fighting because there was a different number of sunflower seeds decorating the cupcakes…”
“I’ve seen a post before where a mom bought two identical toys, and the merchant gave her a free gift, and she asked him if he wanted her dead.”
“I teach ping pong, and I have a pair of twins as my students who are as different as twins can be. But I can’t just praise one of them, or else the other will hold them back from coming to class next time.”
“I work as a daycare teacher, and I have a set of twin sisters in my class. I didn’t know their habits at the start of the school year, and they refused to eat at lunch time. Later on, I learned it was because I gave them different spoons. They won’t eat unless their spoons are the same.”
“I fucked up a bun while steaming it, and I had to stab the other bun so that it was fucked up too. When I go to sleep at night, if the one on my left side wakes up, they’ll turn my head to the left. If the one on my right wakes up, they’ll turn my head to the right. Before we go to sleep, I have to face up. That’s the only way it’s fair.”
“A pair of twins was playing outside their apartment building, and the older brother saw a dog poop, and the younger brother didn’t see it, and they chased down the owner and demanded his dog poop again.”
“I’ve got twin cousins, and I praised the older one for good English vocabulary, and the next second, the younger one pushed him over and started stomping on him. God, I was terrified.”
“Forget clothes. I have to buy two of every toy. I’ve tried telling them countless times I should get two different toys and they can take turns, but they refuse to listen.”
“Every day, as soon as I wake up, they’re fighting over who gets to go to the bathroom first, who mommy called first, who mommy spoke to more XD”
“Went to KFC, and they only had one drumstick left. It’ll be another 15 minutes before the next batch is done. They asked if I could switch to something else, and I was like, “Nah, I’ll wait.” Or else they’d have a fight over who got to have the drumstick. Waited for a whole 15 minutes.”
“I’ve got a friend who’s one in a set of triplets. Her mom and dad are super fair. Since it’s a pair of boys and a girl, and the toy gun for the boys was 1 RMB more expensive than her doll, her parents bought her two lollipops to make up for it T_T”
Comments say, “I don’t mind everything else, but pushing over your brother because he got praised is a little mean, isn’t it?”
“Whenever I get a gift from a merchant, I just hide it in the car and never let them see it, and gift it to a friend’s kid. If it’s especially cheap and flimsy, I’ll just throw it away. I’d rather not have it to begin with than for my kids to see them. When they were around 2-3 years old, we had to shut the door twice. And then they started fighting over who got to do it first. I got to my limits and exploded at them, and they stopped fighting over the door.”
“They’re just spoiled. I’ve got twins, and I never buy two of the same things unless it’s absolutely necessary. I bring stuff home and they can negotiate between themselves which one they want. Never had a fight over this. If there really isn’t a second of something, I’ll just tell them they have to share the one, and they don’t fight.”