02/09/25 - I once spent an hour eating six whole pineapples until I started bleeding from the mouth.
[Barbie Hsu, actress and singer, passed away in Japan lately from influenza. She had gotten a very high profile divorce a couple of years back and remarried afterwards, and the gossip about the circumstances of her divorce never went away.]
“Interesting new revelations about when Dee’s family was vacationing in Ginza, Tokyo. Reporters checked hotel security camera footage and found that after Barbie became bedridden due to not feeling well, her own sister and mother did not enter her room for 22 hours straight, and instead frequented various malls and shopped and had leisurely afternoon tea. In the security camera, the two people involved had big smiles on their faces, walking through Ginza with shopping bags weighing down their arms, and even took selfies at an open air cafe. You couldn’t tell at all that someone was sick in their family and needed looked after. More confusingly, the mysterious Ju Junhua [Barbie’s current husband] who came along on this trip was also never seen on Barbie’s floor of the hotel.
Even until the last second of her life, Barbie never figured out who really loved and cared about her.”
Comments say, “Another one trying to make money off of tragedies. What are you trying to say here? Are you trying to control public discourse too?”
“It’s all Wang Xiaofe [Barbie’s ex-husband]’s fault. Why didn’t he follow them to Japan and take care of her 24/7?”
“Reporters are allowed to check security camera footage?”
#Chinese girls take all medals. Congratulations! 20th gold medal! #Chinese women’s speed-skating 300m gold medal. “Just now, at the Harbin Asian Winter Games, in the finals of the 3000m women’s speed skating, Chinese athlete Yang Binyu took Gold, Han Mei took silver, and young upstarter Tai Zhi’en took bronze. #China’s taking gold medals way too fast! Congratulations, three young ladies! We’re so proud of you!”
Comments say, “Amazing!”
“Congratulations!”
“Makes me smile seeing news like this.”
“2008, 1USD = 6.9451RMB.
2022, 1USD = 6.7261RMB.
In the 15 years since 2008, the exchange rate has always remained below 7.
Now, in 2023, 1USD = 7.0467RMB.
In 2024, 1USD = 7.2718RMB.
In 2025, 1USD = 7.2987RMB.
In the last 2 years, RMB is really fallen.”
Comments say, “Only compared to USD. We’ve risen compared to every other currency.”
“It’s not RMB that’s devaluing, it’s USD that’s been hyped.”
“I mean, we have been taking America on in a trade war for the last two years. It’s all gonna end this year!”
“This person is named Julius Malema. He’s currently a South African far-left economic freedom fighter leader. He’s singing a song named “Kill the Boers”, which praises race-based killing. In fact, back in 2011, he was sued and expelled from the ANC for singing this song. Musk has publicly condemned him.
If you’re against racism, then you have to realise the fact that black people are far more racist than white or Asian people.”
Comments say, “It’s white pigs’ own fault for letting themselves be defeated by a bunch of apes.”
“South African blacks deserve the situation they’ve gotten themselves in.”
“If this world only had black people, it’d be far more scary than the animal kingdom.”
“Just saw on the news that Trump ordered a stop to paper straws. But where is he gonna get plastic straws from? The biggest production capacity is in Yiwu in China. CCTV specifically reported on a ridiculous straw company, Shuang Tong in Yiwu. The owner is Lou Zhongping. He’s been making straws all his life. He only makes a profit of 0.0008RMB per straw. The fuck. How are you supposed to compete with that? And it’s not just a matter of equipment when it comes to making straws. Raw materials is important too. America’s own chemical plants are doing mass layoffs. Their chemical industry is visibly shrivelling. What on earth is Trump thinking? Every decision he makes means China makes more money. I just don’t get it.”
Comments say, “We make even more money if they’d stuck to paper straws.”
“You’re a smart person. And the problem with smart people is that they assume everyone else is as smart as them. Maybe he just simply didn’t want to keep using paper straws to drink coke at McDonalds.”
“There’s a reason we call him Chuan Jianguo.” [Naming Trump after a very common name in China which means “to build China”, a joke that he’s China’s biggest supporter.]
“Saw a video on Tiktok of a parent showing their autistic kid having trouble with emotional control. The caption said, “I’m so scared of autists.” And these are the comments below.”
“Your first kid’s pay out is going to be the starter fund for your second kid.”
[From user ID “Semi Driver Yun”] “I’m gonna drive by your way tomorrow. Just bring him out here.”
“You can’t say shit like that. Even if it’s good-intentioned.”
“This is a blessing.”
“If you have time, take your kid hiking or playing on the beach or picking peaches near a highway to relax him a bit.”
“What are you trying to say?”
“You’re being too rational.”
“I mean, a dad did already do this.”
“You can take him hiking or to the beach. I guarantee it’ll get better.”
“It’s easy for you to say.”
“You didn’t understand what he meant by “hiking” and “beach”.”
“I just came across another parent of an autistic kid, and every time he acted out, she just beat him, dozens of times a day. Now he’s all better.”
“All….all…better???”
“I just came across it too. Apparently, he actually got diagnosed with autism and everything, and it was pretty severe. And the mom just kept beating him. Any wrong move, and he gets beaten. And she posted a video all like, “All you guys who say you can’t fix this just don’t want to. I know what to do when it’s a matter of life or death.””
“What if you don’t want to keep raising kids like these?”
“Call a truck driver to delete your account.”
“Just saw a mom who also has an autistic kid. Her kid keeps screaming and crying too. She said that she tried to comfort him at first, and tried to get him therapy, but it didn’t work at all. He just wouldn’t calm down. Then she just started slapping the shit out of him. He was constantly bleeding out of his nose and mouth. And then her kid started being emotionally stable. And with therapy, now he seems like a normal kid.”
“Don’t mislead people. Some of the more severe cases don’t have a sense of pain at all. There’s no point in beating them. In fact, you might end up teaching him that if it’s okay for you to beat him, then it’s okay for him to beat you.”
“No sense of pain? It’s not like they’re brain dead.”
“In this situation, it’s just about whether or not the adults can harden their hearts. You gotta choose whether you want to spend the rest of your life in guilt or or pain.”
Another compilation of Chinese people and their allergies:
“I’m allergic to carbs. I fall asleep every time right after I eat rice. Thank you, all-knowing Tiktok, for letting me know. I always thought it’s normal to fall asleep after eating.”
“I’m allergic to kiwis, but I just always figured they weren’t ripe yet, so I just kept eating them. Every bite hurt my mouth, but I just sincerely believed that one of these bites is gonna turn out ripe.”
“My mouth gets numb when I eat kiwis. I also thought they were just underripe, until I got some super soft ones that still made my mouth go numb. So I figured that was just what kiwis tasted like. I came across a video saying that it was an allergic reaction and I didn’t believe it. Went and asked my friend, and they said they don’t get numb. Alright, fine. Guess I’m allergic then.”
“My mom is allergic to shrimp. After countless attempts and experiments, she finally figured out that she doesn’t have a reaction if she just eats three shrimp. Doesn’t matter how big or small the shrimp are. If she eats a fourth shrimp, her eyes will get swollen.”
“I have 3D motion sickness from childhood. It’s really severe. I’ll throw up watching other people play CF. Fell in love with PUBG in college and played every day, pulled all-nighters. If I got dizzy, I’d eat some dry bread and cold coke to push the nausea down, until I got used to it.”
“I don’t get allergic if I eat less than 5 shrimp. If I eat 10, my whole body will break out in hives and get itchy. If I eat 16 shrimp, my face will go numb. If I eat 20 shrimp, I won’t be able to open my eyes. And if I then drink a bottle and a half (or 750ml) of beer, then you’ll see a blind, red-skinned pig shitting its brains out on the toilet.”
“I’m allergic to eggplants. They make my mouth go numb. My mom said that that’s just how eggplants are. Turned out, she was also allergic to eggplants.”
“Allergic to mangoes. Makes my mouth swell up. After countless attempts, if I put the mango bite in my mouth with a spoon without letting it touch my lips…huh? I don’t get swollen anymore XD”
“I’m allergic to pineapple. Every time I have some, I can’t breathe. But I love pineapples way too much. I once spent an hour eating six whole pineapples until I started bleeding from the mouth. My heart stopped beating. My body went cold. I had to go straight to the hospital. After I got discharged, I ate another two pineapples and found I wasn’t allergic anymore.”
“I’m allergic to squid. I tried squid in every region and found that I didn’t get allergic if I ate fresh squid in Guangdong. Then I learned that I was allergic to the solution they treat squid with in inland states.”