02/07/25 - If my work doesn’t pay me, I spend all my time crocheting eggplants.
#Gao Tingyu wins gold. “The Harbin Asian Winter Games 100m men’s speed skating has just finishd, and Chinese athlete Gao Yuting won gold.”
Comments say, “First gold on ice! Congrats, Gao Yuting!”
“Good looking and talented!”
Question: Can you delay your death sentence execution by claiming to have a stomachache and needing to go to the bathroom?
Answer: “No. I’ve been working as a judicial police for 8 years and participated in over 20 executions.
When the defendant is taken out of the prison, they sit on the ground first and get their hands handcuffed behind them, their ankle shackles exchanged for ropes, and get a leash around their neck.
Once they get to the execution location, while waiting for their sentence to get declared again, they can have as many smokes as they want, but they don’t get any water. If they get even so much as one drop of water, the defendant will start complaining about needing to pee. This time is pretty short. It usually only takes 10-20 minutes to get the declarations over.
Once that’s done, we’ll ask if they have anything to say, like what to do with the things they leave behind, how to split their estate, etc.
Then we confirm their identity and take a photo.
Then the judicial police tie them down to the bed, like the kind Deng Chao [actor] lies on in The Dead End. And there’s at least 4 policemen watching this happen.
Then the coroner comes in, administer the shot.
And we move the body to the funeral home.
And a judicial police watch the body get put into the incinerator before leaving.
ETA：
The declarations is the sentence after the Supreme Court has reviewed the case. Every single death sentence has to be reviewed by the Supreme Court.
Before the declarations are done, they’re still called defendants.
People freak out a lot before their execution, crying, laughing, talking to themselves, etc.
They almost always get some cigarettes, unless all the police there to escort them don’t smoke. Then there’s nothing to be done.
Remember people, follow the law, follow the law, follow the law.
It’s up to God whether or not to forgive you, and it’s our job to send you there.
ETA 2:
If the defendant doesn’t smoke, then we don’t give them any, but usually, by this point, they all want a smoke and we give it to them.
It’s not that different from getting an IV from a nurse normally. What’s different is their mindset and the context.
Once the prisoner gets taken to the crematorium, we watch the body get pushed into the incinerator.
Prisoners aren’t Sun Wukong. There is no way they can escape.
Because of the principles of “less killings, cautious killings“, every death sentence inmate now deserves it. They don’t deserve any sympathy.
If someone has a high resistance to the drugs and don’t die from the injection, the team leader has a gun. If the gun doesn’t work, we’ll beat him to death with our fists if we have to. He has to die that day.
Once again: don’t break the law.
ETA 3:
A lot of people are asking questions, so I’ll answer them collectively here.
We don’t take any organs. They get taken straight to the crematorium to get cremated afterwards.
Whether or not the coroner sanitises the needle before the injection is really just a matter of his own muscle memory.
The 6th point in ETA 2 is just an exaggerated explanation. All I wanted to say is that the death sentence prisoner has to die that day.
Some people are saying some pretty anti-revolutionary stuff here. I hope you all behave yourselves.
I have no idea if the death sentence inmate suffers or not. You’d have to ask them.
If you’re pretty thin and your veins are obvious, from the time you get put on the bed to when your body gets moved and the next guy gets prepped, it only takes about 6-7 minutes.
If you’re super fat, they might have to look for a good vein in the back of your hand, your arms, your wrists, your feet, your ankles, etc. They gotta find a good vein. I’ve never met someone who they couldn’t find any useable vein on, though, so there’s not much more to say on that.
It’s not that different from getting a checkup. They also use the thing they clip onto your fingers to keep track of your heart rate. I don’t really quite understand it.
After the injection, the tech people will examine the body, like lift the eyelids to look at the pupils.
As for how inmate behave right before the execution.
The first guy didn’t want a smoke, even when we offered.
We arrived at the execution site fairly early and he wanted to pee, so we took him there. Four policemen escorted him, one in front holding onto his handcuffs, two to his sides grabbing his elbows, and one behind him with his leash. He gets escorted right back to the room after he’s done peeing to keep waiting.
The judge arrives and reads the Supreme Court’s review decision. After that, the inmate starts talking about how he’s been wronged. Went from completely silent to unable to shut up. Basically just, “I’ve been wronged.”
That’s the end of this post. Not gonna update anymore.
Hope everyone stays healthy and happy.”
Comments say, “They don’t take organs?”
“What about all the older officials waiting for their spare parts?”
“This is so fake.”
A compilation of what people do at work:
“She’s annoyed by how late she gets off of work in the evening and how she still has to cook once she gets home, so she starts prepping her veggies in the office. I even helped her with her cauliflower.”
“Good idea! Whenever my boss wants us to work overtime, I’ll start prepping veggies too. I can listen to him drone on while I prep, just like watching TV.”
“I bring all the snacks I don’t want to eat at home to work. They’ll get eaten no matter how nasty they are in the office.”
“Whenever I slack off at work, I play with twist sticks and origami. I make too much stuff so I give some away to my coworkers to fiddle with. Now every coworker has a lot of flowers and snakes and whatever on their desks. My boss found out, and forced me to make him a whole bunch of money snakes. XD”
“Every day at work, I make soup with my tea kettle, and look up all kinds of nutritious, beautifying recipes. I don’t want to drink it at home, but I’ll drink anything and eat anything at work.”
“Reading this comment section, I realised I take work way too seriously. I work nonstop all day, sometimes without even drinking any water or going to the bathroom all day.”
“Sweet potatoes are the cleanest when you wash them with work water.”
“I charge my phone, iPad, portable charger, mouse, and bluetooth earbuds at work. My boss asked me why I don’t bring in my electronic toothbrush to charge at work too.”
“The first day at work, all my coworkers were late, and the first thing my manager did upon arriving at the office was take her face-washing basin to the bathroom. That’s when I knew I’d found the right company.”
“If I wait until I get home to cook soup and eat it, it’ll be way too late, so I start making my soup around noon at work, and it’s ready just in time for me to drink after work hahahahahaha.”
“I wash clams and lobsters at work and boy they’re clean. I have endless patience for stuff like this during work hours.”
“What nice work you guys have. A friend of mine said that at his work, you get questioned if you go to the bathroom for too long hahahaha.”
“If my work doesn’t pay me, I spend all my time crocheting eggplants.”
“I used to be on the evening shift, and 30 minutes before the end of my workday, I’d start brushing my teeth, washing my face, doing my skincare routine, so that when I leave work, I can just lie down and play with my phone.”
“I don’t know why, but doing personal things during work hours makes me happy, except for playing with my phone.”
“My coworker is folding gold bullions for burning at graves @_@“
“Veggies are so clean when they’re washed in work water, and they’re ready to go straight in the pan after work.”
“I get off of work at 5:30 every day, so around 5, I’ll go to the auntie behind the company building who owns a stall and buy some veggies, then take it to the break room to clean them, and they’ll be all ready for stir frying when I get home.”
“A couple of days ago, Trump made the US postal service refuse packages from China. Then he figured out that wouldn’t work because the impact was too big, so he retracted his orders after 12 hours.
America didn’t charge taxes for small packages under 800USD, and Chinese e-commerce companies have been using this policy to avoid taxes. Trump decided to cancel this policy to crush China.
After two days, he’s discovered that not only did they not receive any taxes, but packages are piling up at customs and paralysed the whole system. So he’s restored the tax-exemption policy…
CNN claims that this is the clash between Trump’s idealism and actual reality.”
Comments say, “This whole Trump presidency has been all about doing whatever he wants, consequences be damned. He doesn’t have any research or plans at all. Especially Musk’s department.”
“Yeah, collecting taxes costs money too. If the cost of collecting taxes is higher than your tax revenue, then it’s not worth doing. China had the same situation with its agricultural taxes.”
“Trump is like the textbook example of an online armchair politician…and he’s the most powerful President in history. There’s still 3 years and 11 months’ worth of clowning to watch.”
First I found out chinese people sleep in their offices now they also cook in them?