02/06/25 - The Chinese government highly values data privacy and security and has always protected it in accordance with the law.
“Internet submission: On the 6th of February, on Singapore Airlines SQ826, the plane had already began taxiing, and some little fairy [derogatory name for “feminist” women] insisted on going to the bathroom! The air stewards patiently explained that she couldn’t use the bathroom at this time, and she started swearing at the stewardesses and even smashing in the door, causing the plane to turn around and return to the airport. She insisted on leaving the plane, and that they had to open the doors and get her her luggage. About 3-400 passengers on the plane had to be delayed for 2 hours because of this. Many people were hurrying back to work or had a train connection to catch. Anyone with a transfer flight was delayed too. The whole time, she was cussing out all the rest of the passengers. “Don’t like it, go ride private!” “This is all your fault!” “Who’s actually being unreasonable and shameless?” “You’re only a peasant!” And insisting that people don’t speak to her in Chinese or English…in the end, she and her boyfriend got taken away by Singapore police.”
Comments say, “I didn’t need to open the video to guess what she looked like.”
“Oh my god, how is her face so wide?”
“She’s gotta pay for everyone’s loss. She’s guilty of disturbing public order.”
Question: “How come Chinese fitbros can’t get huge?”
Answer: This is the bathroom in my local gym.”
Comments say, “This is my brother’s head. What power level is he at?” [It seems like Chinese people believe steroids makes your head pointy? I have no idea if this is a real thing.]
“Then what about this?” [Screenshot of exchanges with customer service under a store that sells pigeon steroids, asking, “How much should I give a 74kg pigeon?”]
“Have you heard of the nine sons of the dragon? They’re the true descendants of dragons.” [Pigeon steroids, that you can buy 100 pills of for 133RMB on Taobao, contains the word “dragon” in its name.]
“Liang Wenfeng pointed out the key part that Musk can never figure out: the inherent flaws of English as a language causes AI training costs to be too high in America.
Every language has its own vocabulary, but English doesn’t know how to create new words to describe new concept, causing its vocabulary to become very bloated. It’s used to using short sentences instead of long words, which makes it even more of a hassle.
For example, the only word English has to describe an “undershirt” is “clothes in the middle”. It’s a lot of words, but it’s not even nearly as accurate. But Chinese is great, because we have “overcoat”, “sweater”, and “undershirt”, all words that can be understood at a glance.
Thus we can see that in order to overtake DeepSeek, what America and the west needs to do isn’t continue to update ChatGPT, but to fundamentally change the standards of English and use Chinese grammar. Gives me a headache just thinking about it.”
Comments say, “What the hell is an undershirt?”
“Chinese is like a vector, whereas English is a dot matrix.”
“Cattle, beef, steak, oxen, these words have nothing to do with each other.”
#People complain about male mermaid in aquarium. #Male mermaid in aquarium super fat. “On the 4th of February, in Shandong, Jinan, a “great Dongbei carp” appeared in a certain aquarium. The actor wore a floral-print fish tail and danced sexily, occasionally playing with the flab on his belly, causing controversy. Workers claim that random actors perform at random times, they don’t have a set cast.”
Comments say, “It’s kinda cute.”
“Mermaid isn’t a gendered word [in Chinese, 美人鱼, is more literally merpeople], why don’t we call them 美女鱼 [gendered version of the same] instead?”
“Great…Dongbei…carp…HAHAHAHAHAHA”
A compilation of people’s posts remembering and mourning for Barbie Hsu. Since I’m not sure anyone knows who she is, I probably won’t bother translating these, but here’s the link if you guys want to check it out.
“Zelinskiy admits, “We’re unable to recover lost territory and plan to end the hot war.”
According to a report by the Tass New Agency on the 5th of February, Ukrainian President Zelinskiy admits that the Ukrainian military cannot recover lost ground because of “a lack of support from the West.”
When accepting an interview by American reporter Pierce Morgan, he expressed, “Right now, we can’t take back all our territory. Our point of view is very practical: we can’t lose millions of lives over an impossible goal.”
Zelinskiy adds, “Regretfully, our allies have not provided us with enough support.”
The report claims that Zelinskiy said the situation for the Ukrainian military right now is “very complicated” and claims that Kiev plans to end the “hot war”. He said, “I believe we’re prepared to turn to diplomatic options. Ukraine is prepared to end the hot war stage of this conflict.”
The report claims that at the end of November, last year, Zelinskiy’s office director Andre Yermark admitted that Ukraine is willing to negotiate with Russia without demanding the Russia military retreat back to their 1991 borders.””
Comments say, “TASS is called The Russian News Agency. It’s Russia’s national media company.”
“So stubborn.”
“He should commit harakiri to apologise to the world! Be an example to anyone who wants to abuse their power!”
Ministry of Foreign Affairs responds to #Various countries ban use of DeepSeek. “According to the People’s Daily user reports, on the 6th of February, China’s Ministry of Foreign Affairs spokesperson Guo Jiakun held a regular press release.
A reporter questions, “According to reports, some governments like Korea has already banned visits to DeepSeek. And Italy, Australia, India, America, Japan, and other countries have banned or restricted the use of DeepSeek. Some companies also block access to DeepSeek. How does China feel about these moves?”
Guo Jiakun responded, “I’ve noticed these developments. What I want to emphasise is that the Chinese government highly values data privacy and security and has always protected it in accordance with the law. We have never and will never require companies or individuals to collect or save data in an illegal fashion. China has always been against using national security to politicise economic and technological issues. At the same time, China will steadfastly defend the legal rights of Chinese businesses.”
Comments say, “They’re panicking.”
“What are they so scared of?”
“It’s so obvious who’s more open and tolerant.”
“This is the final post I’ll write about Barbie Hsu’s passing, and I don’t ever want to pay any attention to this family’s drama again.
Everyone was incredulous at how happily Barbie’s mom and sister were dancing right before she passed away. I also thought this family was way too carefree. How could they be this stupid? But I just saw a little detail which kind of makes sense why Barbie was cremated in Japan.
Why did they cremate her body so quickly? Maybe there’s something odd going on. Something the family doesn’t want the world to know about.
The nurse said there were a lot of needle marks on her arm, but it wasn’t a result of their treatments. So where did all those needle tracks come from?
Was Barbie feeling bad and the normal drugs were doing anything, so some people wanted to cheer her up in a not-so-legal way? Did Dee [Barbie’s sister] used the same methods and couldn’t control her excitement and had to dance around, and decided to not waste this opportunity and took a video and posted it to social media?
If we think of it this way, a lot of things start making sense.
There’s not a single good soul in this family.
Wang [Barbie’s ex-husband] said it right. “Barbie’s family is going to kill her sooner or later.” He’s absolutely right.”
Comments say, “Is this where sumours come from?”
“Saved. Just wait and get sued.”
“Just because there’s needles tracks on her arms doesn’t mean she’s been doing drugs. Those might be a result of nad+ shots or nutrition shots. Those usually go into the inside of the elbow because they hurt too much in the back of the head. Also, most injected drugs will affect someone’s central nervous system and make them fold in on themselves. They won’t be able to stand up, much less jump and dance around.”
#Barbie’s mom responded. #Barbie passes away. “TL;DR version: It’s her own fault she died. Not my fault.”
The post screenshoted reads, “Barbie’s mom responds to Barbie’s passing: “She had symptoms before we set off, but she insisted on coming along to not ruin the trip for anybody else.
Barbie’s mom explains that their family arranges a family vacation every year, and this year was no exception. Although Barbie had exhibited flu-like and asthma symptoms before setting out, in order to not ruin it for anybody else, she still insisted on coming along with her family. Unfortunately, Barbie’s condition worsened once she arrived in Tokyo and she finally passed away at a hospital there. Right now, Barbie’s mom is processing very complicated paperwork in Beijing and cannot return to Taiwan. Due to extreme grief, Barbie’s mom has asked the media to not disturb them until they can bring Barbie’s ashes back to Taiwan.”
The second screenshot is the story of what happened in the ER with Barbie that I’ve covered before.
Comments say, “You don’t have to twist a mother’s word like this. What she meant to say is that their family travels together every year and Barbie wanted to come along this year too. Nobody thought things would get this bad this quickly.”
“Is that a TL;DR? You’re just completely twisting her words. Is this how you do reading comprehension? And you dare to call yourself an educational blogger?”
“Can you take responsibility for your words? Your second screenshot came from an already deleted weibo account. You know that slander carries legal consequences, right?”